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Coming on August 14 2024 as an Apple Original series from Ted Lasso
co-creator Bill Lawrence and starring Vince Vaughn, here is a gleefully
zany and incisively sharp tale from "the funniest important writer in
America" (Miami Herald).
Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe
County sheriff's office-has a human arm in his freezer. There's a
logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it
parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the
boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he
can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health
Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for nothing).
But first-this being Hiaasen country-Yancy must negotiate an obstacle
course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly
unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded
fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two
avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo
witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death
by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true love, a kinky coroner; and the
eponymous bad monkey-who just may be one of Carl Hiaasen's greatest
characters.
Hilarious, touching and thought-provoking, Hoot is a modern classic, now celebrating its fifteenth anniversary. Winner of the Newbery Honor award and a New York Times bestseller, Carl Hiaasen's first novel celebrates the natural world with his trademark wit and warmth.
Roy Eberhardt never wanted to move to Florida. In his opinion, Disney World is an armpit.
Roy’s family moves around a lot so he’s used to the new-kid drill – he's also used to bullies like Dana Matherson. And anyway, it’s because of Dana that Roy gets to see the mysterious running boy who runs away from the school bus and who has no books, no backpack and, most bizarrely, no shoes.
Sensing a mystery, Roy starts to trail the mystery runner – a chase that will introduce him to many weird Floridian creatures: potty-trained alligators, cute burrowing owls, a fake-fart champion, a shoeless eco-warrior, a sinister pancake PR man, new friends and some snakes with sparkly tails. As the plot thickens, Roy and his friends realise it's up to them to save the endangered owls from the evil Mother Paula's pancake company who are planning to build a new restaurant on their home . . .
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Basket Case
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A rollicking and hilarious novel from the bestselling author of
Squeeze Me and 'Florida's most entertainingly indignant social
critic' (New York Times Book Review) Once a hotshot investigative
reporter, Jack Tagger now bangs out obituaries for a South Florida
daily, 'plotting to resurrect my newspaper career by yoking my
byline to some famous stiff'. Jimmy Stoma, the infamous front man
of Jimmy and the Slut Puppies, dead in a fishy-smelling scuba
'accident', might be the stiff of Jack's dreams - if only he can
figure out what happened. Standing in the way are his ambitious
young editor, who hasn't yet fired anyone but plans to 'break her
cherry' on Jack; the rock star's pop-singer widow, who's using the
occasion of her husband's death to relaunch her own career; and the
soulless, profit-hungry owner of the newspaper, whom Jack once
publicly humiliated at a stockholders' meeting. Using clues from
the dead rock singer's music, Jack sets out to discover the truth,
in another raucous, brilliant novel from the master of comic crime
fiction, Carl Hiaasen.
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Bad Monkey
Carl Hiaasen
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Bad Monkey (Paperback)
Carl Hiaasen
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Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the
Monroe County sheriff's office-has a human arm in his freezer.
There's a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for
how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the
boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and
if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his
grisly Health Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for
nothing). But first-this being Hiaasen country-Yancy must negotiate
an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of
even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex
lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the
frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators;
the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors
are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true
love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey-who just may be
one of Carl Hiaasen's greatest characters.
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Skin Tight
Carl Hiaasen
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Bestselling author Carl Hiaasen serves up a humorous helping of
'taut, fast-paced action . . . crisp and hot' (The New York Times).
After dispatching a pistol-packing intruder from his home with the
help of a stuffed Marlin head, Mick Stranahan can't deny that
someone is out to get him. His now-deceased intruder carries no ID,
and as a former Florida state investigator, Stranahan knows there
are plenty of potential culprits. His long list of enemies includes
an off-point hitman, a personal injury lawyer of billboard fame, a
notoriously irritating TV journalist, and a fumbling plastic
surgeon. Now, if he wants to keep fishing into his golden years,
Stranahan has no choice but to come out of retirement to close this
one last case . . .
Take a trip to exotic South Florida with this dark, funny book that established Carl Hiaasen as one of the top mystery writers in the game.
The first sign of trouble is a Shriner's fez washed up on a Miami beach. The next is a suitcase containing the almost-legless body of the local chamber of commerce president found floating in a canal.
The locals are desperate to keep the murders under wraps and the tourist money flowing. But it will take a reporter-turned-private eye to make sense of a caper that mixes football players, politicians, and one very hungry crocodile . . .
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Wrecker (Hardcover)
Carl Hiaasen
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An eco-terrorist with a trust fund, Twilly Spree, is tailing a
litterbug in a purple Range Rover with plates that read "cojones".
Before he knows it, Spree is up to his cojones in corrupt Florida
politicos and some very sick puppies, including a Republicans-only
hooker and a millionaire developer with a fetish for Barbies. But
when Spree learns that the fate of an unspoiled island is at stake,
he refuses to be intimidated. While defending the land and its
indigenous toads, he'll steal a man's wife, gouge out the eyes of
big game trophies, and even risk his life two or three times in the
most outrageous Hiaasen novel yet!
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Squirm (Paperback)
Carl Hiaasen
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Squirm is a funny, wildly entertaining adventure about the great
outdoors and protecting the environment, from New York Times
bestselling author Carl Hiaasen, author of modern classic, Hoot.
Some facts about Billy Dickens: * He once saw a biker swerve across
the road in order to run over a snake. * Later, that motorcycle
somehow ended up at the bottom of a canal. * Billy isn't the type
to let things go. Some facts about Billy's family: * They've lived
in six different Florida towns because Billy's mum insists on
getting a house near a bald eagle nest. * Billy's dad left when he
was four and is a total mystery. * Billy has just found his dad's
address - in Montana. This summer, Billy will fly across the
country, hike a mountain, float a river, dodge a grizzly bear,
shoot down a spy drone, save a neighbour's cat, save an endangered
panther, and then try to save his own father.
The panther is the state animal of Florida, the last big cat
surviving east of the Mississippi River, and an emblem of the
Endangered Species Act. It was driven to extinction in the eastern
United States, except for a small remnant population that persisted
in Floridaâs Everglades. Panther numbers had dwindled to fewer
than 20 individuals by the 1980s, but heroic conservation efforts
have helped panthers come back to nearly 200 today. The biggest
obstacle for the pantherâs continued recovery is access to enough
of its historic territory throughout Florida and beyond. The tale
of the Florida panther has grown from the unlikely survival of a
rare cat to a story of hope for all of wild Florida. Path of the
Panther in now a call to action to recognize and protect the
Florida Wildlife Corridor â a network of public and private land
that connects the pantherâs current range in south Florida to
suitable habitat throughout the state of Florida and adjoining
states. The Florida Wildlife Corridor is the pantherâs path to
recovery and a western-scale conservation opportunity that remains
largely hidden in the east. It is now as a Last Wild Places
partnership with the National Geographic Society. With 27 percent
of Florida already protected as public land, this project aims to
inspire the additional one million acres of conservation needed
over the next decade so that Florida can be a leader in the goal of
protecting 30 percent of the plane by 2030.
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Bad Monkey (Paperback)
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Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the
Monroe County sheriff's office-has a human arm in his freezer.
There's a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for
how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the
boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and
if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his
grisly Health Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for
nothing). But first-this being Hiaasen country-Yancy must negotiate
an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of
even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex
lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the
frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators;
the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors
are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true
love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey-who just may be
one of Carl Hiaasen's greatest characters.
Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful
ecological plea-from the New York Times bestselling author of
Squeeze Me. When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck
following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is
about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has
vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic,
independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has
dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway
destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements-such as
torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks-that leave his human targets
shaken but re-educated. After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail
of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a
lesson. Thus, Stoat's prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of
hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly
not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida's cockiest and most
powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the "malling" of
a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun
begins... Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a
Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who's gone back to
nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater
than the sum of his Labrador parts-these are only some of the
denizens of Carl Hiaasen's outrageously funny novel.
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Flush (Paperback)
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Bestselling novelist Carl Hiaasen is back with another hysterical
mystery adventure for young readers, set in the Florida Keys.
Noah's dad has a little problem with anger control. He tried to
stop the "Coral Queen" casino boat's illegal dumping . . . by
sinking the boat. But his bold protest fizzles: within days the
casino is back in business, and Noah's dad is behind bars and out
of action.
Now Noah is determined to succeed where his father failed. But even
though pumping raw sewage into the waters of the Florida Keys is
both gross and against the law, turns out it's near impossible to
catch the flusher--especially when he's already bamboozled the
prosecutors, the local press, and even the Coast Guard.
But Noah's got a few allies. There's his little sister, Abbey, an
unreformed childhood biter; Lice Peeking, a half-soused ex-mate of
the "Coral Queen" who is willing to testify . . . for a price; and
Shelly, a bighearted bartender with even bigger biceps.
Okay, so the odds aren't good. But Noah has an ace up his sleeve--a
plan so crazy it just might stop the polluting, save the beaches,
and prove to the world that it's the owner of the "Coral Queen,"
and not his dad, who is full of . . . crud.
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Squirm (Paperback)
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Architect Chris Meadows has the bad luck to see an old girlfriend get hit by a car full of drugland hitmen. He has the worse luck to see the face of her murderers. Because in a town as violent as Miami, a witness doesn't stand a chance--especially when the cops who ought to be protecting him are more interested in dangling him as live bait.
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Lucky You (Paperback)
Carl Hiaasen
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Witty...colorful...entertaining. - New
York Times Book Review JoLayne Lucks lives in a town infamous for
its suspicious miracles, but she's still elated when her lottery
numbers finally pay off big-$28 million, to be exact. And she has
great plans for her fortune: to save a rare piece of Florida
paradise from the bulldozers. Only one problem: There's another
winning Lotto ticket, and the people who've got it just never
learned how to share. When the two militia wannabes swipe JoLayne's
ticket, she enlists an off-the-rails newspaperman to help her track
down the trigger-happy creeps and their bewildered hostage, a
Hooters waitress. Getting rich quick is never easy...
From the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me, a novel
starring three lottery winners, two heavily armed psychopaths, and
a big-city investigative journalist set deep in Florida Bay.
Grange, Florida, is, famous for its miracles-the weeping fiberglass
Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has
JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery. Unfortunately,
JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to
Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who want the whole
$28 million jackpot to start their own underground militia. The
pursuit takes them to a buzzard-infested island deep in Florida
Bay, where they finally catch up with the fledgling militia-and
their baffled hostage, a Hooters waitress. The climax explodes with
the hilarious mayhem that is Carl Hiaasen's hallmark. Lucky You is
his funniest, most deliriously gripping novel yet.
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Sick Puppy (Paperback)
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The New York Times bestselling novel in which an eco-terrorist with
anger-management issues takes on environmental irresponsibility -
now reissued with a new author's note. An eco-terrorist with a
trust fund, Twilly Spree is tailing a litterbug in a purple Range
Rover with plates that read COJONES. Before he knows it, Spree is
up to his cojones in corrupt Florida politicos and some very sick
puppies, including a Toyota salesman turned governor, a
Republicans-only hooker, and a millionaire developer with a fetish
for Barbies. But when Spree learns that the fate of an unspoiled
island is at stake, he's determined not to be outdone. While
defending the toads of Toad Island-not to mention one cheerfully
oblivious Labrador-he'll steal a man's wife, gouge out the eyes of
big game trophies, and even risk his life two or three times in
this, Hiaasen's most gleeful muckraking story yet.
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