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A surreal sexual nightmare by cult bizarro author Carlton Mellick
III. In a dark future where males have become extinct, humans are
forced to breed with factory-manufactured living fuck-toys that
possess an abundance of both male and female sex organs. One such
creature is adopted by a warrior dominatrix named Celsia, who is
trying to have a baby. But once she takes her new merchandise home,
things don't quite go as planned. Wild tribes of rapists, women
with multiple vaginas covering their bodies, sex tournaments,
erotic mutilation, and a giant vagina possessing the secrets of the
universe, this is one ugly perverted hell of a world. Told in
Mellick's early schizophrenic prose style, Razor Wire Pubic Hair is
like postmodern minimalistic art mixed with Japanese "guro" porn.
The Bitches are back . . . They call themselves the Warriors, their
enemies call them the Bitches. They are a gang of man-eating,
motorcycle-riding, war-hungry werewolf women, and they are the
rulers of the wasteland. Following his 2009 Wonderland Book
Award-winning novel, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, Carlton
Mellick III returns with Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands, a
collection of three interconnected novellas that take place before,
during, and after the events of the first book. Including:
BARBARIAN BEAST BABES OF THE BADLANDS Talon and a party of warrior
biker women must hunt down a pack of giant wolves that have gone
rabid. HORRENDOUS HORROR OF THE HATEFUL HAMBURGLAR A band of mutant
soldiers led by the deadly samurai, Hamburglar, investigates an
outpost deep in the wasteland that has become plagued by a horde of
deranged undead killing machines. FEROCIOUS FEMALE FURRIES IN THE
FORBIDDEN ZONE After Talon is infected with a strange mind-killing
parasite, Slayer must lead a party of wolf women into the Forbidden
Zone in order to find a cure.
Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of
Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there
stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever
seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the
well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of
Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth
has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a
new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that
emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be
completely overwhelmed by his presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang
must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes
to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the
world of the dead.
Step into a dark and absurd where human beings are slaves to
corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby
jesus is a very popular anal probe.
From master of bizarro fiction Carlton Mellick III, author of the
international cult hits "Satan Burger" and "Adolf in Wonderland,"
comes a gritty urban fantasy unlike anything you've read before.
In a world where magic exists, spell-casting has become a
serious addiction. It ruins lives, tears families apart, and eats
away at the fabric of society. Those who cast too much are taken
from our world, never to be heard from again. They are sent to a
realm known as Hell's Bottom -- a sorcerer ghetto where everyday
life is a harsh struggle for survival. Porcelain dolls crawl
through the alleys like rats, arcane scientists abduct people from
the streets to use in their ungodly experiments, and everyone lives
in fear of the aristocratic race of spider people who prey on
citizens like vampires.
Told in a series of interconnected stories reminiscent of Frank
Miller's "Sin City" and David Lapham's "Stray Bullets," Carlton
Mellick III's "Hungry Bug" is an urban fairy tale that focuses on
the real life problems that arise within a fantastic world of
magic.
The war between humans and toys has come to an end.
The toys won.
Teddy bears, dollies, and little green soldiers-they've all had
enough of you. They're sick of being treated like playthings for
spoiled little brats. They have no rights, no property, no hope for
a future of any kind. You've left them with no other option-in
order to be free, they must exterminate the human race.
Julie is a human girl undergoing reconstructive surgery in order
to become a stuffed animal. Her plan: to infiltrate enemy lines in
order to save her family from the toy death camps. But when an army
of plushy soldiers invade the underground bunker where she has
taken refuge, Julie will be forced to move forward with her plan
despite her transformation being not entirely complete.
Like a crazy cult movie in book form, "Cuddly Holocaust" is yet
another tale that proves why Wonderland Book Award-winning author
Carlton Mellick III is considered a master of the weird.
"If they don't act fast, they'll never get out alive..."
Eight desperate castaways find themselves stranded on a
mysterious deserted island. They are surrounded by poisonous blue
plants and an ocean made of acid. Strange creatures lurk in the
shadows. The ghostly sound of crying babies can be heard on the
wind...
Once they realize the rescue ships aren't coming, the eight
castaways must band together in order to survive in this
inhospitable environment. But survival might not be possible. The
air they breathe is toxic, there is no shelter from the elements,
and the only food they have to consume is the squid-shaped tumors
that grow from a mentally disturbed woman's body.
From the crazy imagination of bizarro fiction master Carlton
Mellick III comes "Tumor Fruit"-an intense survival story full of
eccentric characters, nail-biting suspense, and unpredictable
twists. Like "LOST" on steroids, for the bizarro generation.
Heaven is no longer a paradise. It was once a blissful utopia full
of wonders far beyond human comprehension. But that was a long,
long time ago. The afterlife is now in ruins. It has become an
ugly, lonely wasteland populated by strange monstrous beasts,
masturbating angels, and sad man-like beings wallowing in the
remains of the once-great Kingdom of God. As two men die and awake
in Heaven, they find themselves inside of new bodies with strange
alien skin. They no longer remember their previous lives. All they
really know is that the afterlife is a horrible, ugly place.
Desperately seeking answers, allies, and refuge, these two
newcomers explore this surreal world. But what they will soon find
is that Heaven has become a place not that much different from
Hell.
In this town, everyone's a bottom feeder ... Five desperate
criminals are robbing one of the last remaining banks in Freedom
City, a town devastated by the previous nuclear war. But these are
no ordinary criminals. They are members of the House of Cards, an
organization designed to help the less fortunate citizens of the
city. In a place where the poor are separated from the rich, jobs
are as scarce as clean water, and even the doctors are as corrupt
as the politicians, the House of Cards are a final beacon of hope
in an otherwise hopeless world. Featuring: radiation fetishists,
balloon people, mutant crabs, sail-bike road warriors, and a love
affair between a woman and an H-Bomb. This is one mean asshole of a
city. Welcome to Crab Town.
Perverted Christmas Tales for the whole family (As long as every
member of your family is over the age of 18).It's a dark and seedy
side of Christmas that you didn't know about. A Christmas
underworld where Santa gets dominated by Peppermint women and
Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There's elf sluts, toy orgies,
and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers. That's
right. Lasers. It's the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your
sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready
for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass
Featuring stories by Jordan Krall, Jeff Burk, Kevin L. Donihe,
Cameron Pierce, Kirsten Alene, Kevin Shamel, Edmund Colell, and
Andrew Goldfarb.
Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons? The Kobold
Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment ]2 is an absurd comedy about a
group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief)
going through an existential crisis after having discovered that
they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a
classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of
Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon
Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged
players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring:
punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a
goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that
holds the secrets of the universe.
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Ocean of Lard (Paperback)
Carlton Mellick III, Kevin L Donihe; Illustrated by Terrasa Ulm
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R477
Discovery Miles 4 770
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Ships in 10 - 15 working days
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You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear
somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of
Wyoming. An undiscovered world of zombies and pirates that,
according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast
white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance
instead of water.
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