From the bestselling, award-winning author of "You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning," comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere

In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science Fair when there aren't even any rides. In it you'll find essays on such topics as:

• Menopause Spurs Thoughts of Death and Turkey
• I Dreamed a Dream That My Lashes Were Long
• Twitter Woes: I've Got Plenty of Characters, Just No Character
• Movie To-Do List: Cook Like Julia, Adopt Really Big Kid
• Charlie Bit Your Finger? Good And other thoughts on the virus that is YouTube

And much more For any woman who longs for the good old days when Jane Fonda in legwarmers was the only one who saw you exercise, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL is comfort food in book form.

Hang on to your hats We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom "USA Today" has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view." With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:

• The joys of remodeling Tara
• How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
• Britney's To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up
• How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day
• Why French women suck at competitive eating
• The truth about nature deficit disorder
• The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
• The beauty of Bedazzlers
• And much, much more

Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.

In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). "Rude Bitches Make Me Tired "will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including: Navigating the agonies of check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as "Recline Monster" and other animals)The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")And much more

Good manners have never been so wickedly funny

This title is from the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You Only Prettier", and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp", comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate; and, how Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life. Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering. Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time; Airlines serving up one hot mess; action figure Jesus; why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter; and, much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day" is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of somewhere.