They are attacked by crocodiles, hippopotami and leopards become involved with the long arm of the South African Security Forces, save a young Arab girl who has been kidnapped, recover a kings ransom in treasure.

Chase and are chased across two continents, get involved with a Nazi collaborator, but most of all it is about the trust, and respect, of two men, one white, the other black.

The story is based on actual experiences, original names f places are used, names of characters have been changed where it is felt living relatives could be disadvantaged because of the publication of the facts, due to changed circumstances existing in Zimbabwe, and Mozambique.

In the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onion comes a hilarious and outrageous collection of 'Church Newsletters' that gleefully skewer America's religious right. The Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years, helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil's clutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind and that all non-believers burn in Hell, Pasto Deacon Fred and his band of merry white preachers share such righteous wisdom as 'How children can win a Playstation (r) 3 by accepting jesus Christ as their personal Saviour' and 'How to prevent from turning Macy's into Neverland Ranch.' Complete with Bible Quizzes, Sacreligious Sidebars and mug shots of America's damned, Welcome to Jesusland! Is sure to bcome a classic of religious and political humour - while cleansing heathens frm the Earth (or at least from those pesky Blue States).