Tired of inspirational quotations or aggressively cheerful people? Tiding and Crabill (writers for the snarky greeting card company, Twisted Tidings) take a knife to many of history's greatest quotations, providing sometimes scathing, sometimes hilarious takedowns of writers from Socrates to Tony Robbins. "You can't shake hands with a clenched fist"? True, but you can do a mean fist bump. The perfect gift for the cynics and curmudgeons in your life