Take a hilarious journey through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan.

Based on actual events that occurred over seven years, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including: Breast Pads and Nipple Cream
Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants
Stinkerhead
Stop It, Quit It, Stop It, Quit It
The Farmer Cuts the Cheese

Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant.

From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, Dale takes normal daily activities and turns them into wild escapades.

Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves "Being A Dad."

The funky canine crimefighters, MegaDog and Baywolf, are back in action with another exciting adventure. On the tropical island of OomPoppaMowMow, King Scooter, also known as The Regal Beagle, has a serious problem. A volcano, Mount Blowachunka, will soon erupt and destroy the island paradise. There is no way to stop it. But that is not all. On a group of nearby islands, three more volcanoes, Mount Crackalittletoe, Mount OoogaChaka and Mount Wockawockawocka are set to explode. If all four volcanoes erupt at the same time, a cloud of volcanic ash will cover the Earth and block out the Sun, turning the planet into a gigantic sphere of ice. And if that is not enough, the canine crusaders have to battle the evil Queen Elvira, her wicked Doberman henchmen, Scratch and Sniff, and an angry monster made of pure lava. Can MegaDog and Baywolf stop the volcanoes before they erupt? How will the funky canines fight a beast made of molten lava? Will Queen Elvira destroy the heroes before they can save the world? Find out in this exciting middle grade adventure. Time to get funky Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and sons, Chase and Logan. For 19 years he worked as a marketing executive with major corporations, then he decided to get a real life and become a writer. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. He is the author of The MegaDog Tales: Unleash the Power, the first book in the MegaDog series. Stay tuned for more MegaDog adventures. In his spare time, Dale avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie. For more information about Dale, go to www.lasariacreative.com.

Take a wild ride through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan. You'll laugh out loud as this goofball dad and his kinetic kids turn normal daily activities into hilarious escapades. Based on actual events that occurred over his first twelve years as a father, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including: Breast Pads and Nipple Cream, Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants, Don't Hit Your Brother With a Stick, Prime Rib With a Side Order of Valium, The Hooter Fairy, and The Farmer Cuts the Cheese. Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant. From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, he finds a wealth of humor in his real-world experiences. Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves being an Everyday Dad. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and sons, Chase and Logan. For 19 years, he worked as a marketing executive with major corporations, then he decided to get a real life and become a writer. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. In his spare time, he avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, and watches movies with his kids.

A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we're begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he's been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Check Yes or No, Why Can't We Be Friends, You'll Love My Cat, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you've ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you're not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a master's degree from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the authorof The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero. For more information about Dale Alderman, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.

What would happen if a dog became a superhero? In this exciting middle grade adventure, Joe is a run-of-the-puppy-mill cocker spaniel who dreams of being special, but suffers with the curse of being average. He lives in the suburbs of Barksdale with his friends Elwood, a dopey mutt who looks like a genetic mishap, and Frank, a plump wiener dog. When the dogs devour heaping mounds of dog food that is laced with plutonium, their DNA evolves. Joe transforms into MegaDog, a superhero with a passion for funky music. Elwood mutates into Baywolf, a sleek, black and white wolf with a hip-hop attitude, and Frank becomes a gadget guru. In a palatial penthouse in the Crump Tower, Mr. Wrinkles, a power-hungry shar-pei, and his assistant, Pavlov, a mastiff with a drooling problem, create dog collars that contain mind-control devices. Inciting a canine revolution, Mr. Wrinkles wreaks havoc across the country. MegaDog and Baywolf must stop Mr. Wrinkles before he seizes control of the U.S. Government and the rest of the world. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and sons, Chase and Logan. For 19 years, he worked as a marketing executive with major corporations, then he decided to get a real life and become a writer. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. In his spare time, he avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie.

Take a hilarious journey through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan.

Based on actual events that occurred over seven years, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including: Breast Pads and Nipple Cream
Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants
Stinkerhead
Stop It, Quit It, Stop It, Quit It
The Farmer Cuts the Cheese

Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant.

From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, Dale takes normal daily activities and turns them into wild escapades.

Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves "Being A Dad."