"I haven't come across anything quite like this..." Debbie Roxburgh (Speedy McCready) "With your wily work Dani], I tend to focus on what's in parentheses. (I also think you are very misunderstood...and possibly always have been.)" Eponymous Rox (B.O.T.) Reginald sends Graham Reader (aka the Grim Reaper), out on a mission to find Code 237-Manna-X, the Manna Machine after the Overlords warn him of an imminent (3000 year old) threat against the security of both the physical and non-physical realms. Will Graham find the fantastic yet deadly device before anyone or anything else does?

Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading. I hope you enjoy these short snippets just as much as you enjoyed Volume 1. Thanks again to Brian and all the other Iron Writers for making The Iron Writers phenomenon the success that it already is. If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to... http: //theironwriter.com/

'Dani's Shorts' is a collection of 500 word short stories based on the elements given in the Iron Writer Challenge. These 28 short stories show a range of Dani's favourite writing styles, including pair dialogues, internal thoughts and sardonic parodies. If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to... http: //theironwriter.com/ "I hope you find the stories creative, serious, humorous, filled with pointless nonsense and poignant emotions. I hope you get angry, I hope you laugh, I hope you cry. I hope you share this work with everyone you know. Isn't that what good writing is for?" B Y Rogers (The Iron Writer Challenge)

3 for the price of 2 Take 3 books into the toilet? Just take one Read and go with Dani J Caile A compilation of the 3 books of contemporary fantasy written under the name Dani J Caile. Meet God, Satan, angels, hobgoblins, the Grim Reaper and many many more in the Neoplatonic universe of Dani J Caile. Man by a tree - Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and God is the service provider. The Bethlehem Fiasco - With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him? The Rage of Atlantis - Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light 'beyond' the end of the tunnel?

The Jesus story - with hobgoblins. With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him? In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be? Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man. "Irreverent, quirky and fun" Fredrik Nath (The Cyclist) ..".a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return) "I loved it " Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)

Put a tree on your shelf: -) Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and Reginald is the service provider. Reginald has been in control for millennia. With His staff of hundreds, and millions of souls passing through to experience the delights of physicality, his reign has become complacent. His servants, Satan and Lucifer, jump at the chance to take what they see as rightfully theirs. The Grim Reaper, or Graham Reader as he calls himself, has been doing his job of transporting souls ever since he can remember, to gain his wings. But he has become tainted by the actions of the monkeys living on the planet. Unbeknown to him, a plan is afoot to change the status quo of 'up above' and 'down below', where he is a linchpin to both interested parties. Visit... http: //djc.yolasite.com/ Featured on... http: //eponymous.weebly.com/sci-fi.html Try the Quiz http: //www.quizazz.com/quiz.php/1346938/Are-you-a-monkey/ Quotes from http: //www.authonomy.com/books/39322/man-by-a-tree/ "Sharp, dark and sardonic are rarely found wrapped in a single package on this site. Your book has managed the trinity." Greg Levin (Notes on an Orange Burial) "Have very much enjoyed what I've read so far..." James Lark (More Tea, Jesus?) "a damned good tale." "Reads very well " Fred Nath (The Cyclist) "I have to say; what a superbly originally fantastic piece of writing. It's as though someone put a rocket up Terry Pratchett's derriere and then fired him into a drunken Adams. Captivating, humorous, easy-to-read and thought provoking... And there's clearly some very deep latent messages here about us mere mortals." J. Owen ..".inventive and unpredictable. Nice work " vmorr "Great comic writing." Mark Kirkbridge "I've fallen in love..."Bryn Hammond "Great stuff " Emsbabee ..".a fantastic read" Scott Toney "Very funny " Sue50 "Original, ironic, sardonic, witty and wacky; a great read. I enjoyed this very much." Colin Neville "Very inventive and unique." PA Davies ..".it's good fun. It made me laugh" Candymace "biting wit and irreverence... so many great images here" turnerpage ..".it's great stuff. Very droll in places... blissfully so." Sandie Zand ..".well-written story...great word choice... different textures... voice is great... pull the reader into the story..." Auna June "Humourous writing, great inventive plot. All the elements of a classic (Graham Reader, indeed ). Fantastic stuff, Dani, keep it up " Jack Hughes "Clever, entertaining and well-written. A winner " Richard Allen "I think this could be a seller." Inspectorrick "Well written and completely believable... I loved to read it." the dragon flies (Peter) "solemn, descriptive and dark... liked the interspersed action between the dialogue" MIRO1K "This is bloody good stuff. The writing is wonderful and the narrative flows. Utterly not my usual sort of thing but I was gripped. Weird, wonderful and thick with detail - loved it." Shielab "This has enormous humourous potential" Warrick "This is a wild story... Dramatic beginning... interesting....It's a funny, enjoyable read." Wanttobeawriter "I think this could easily be picked up by a publisher or agent " Noelle J. Alabaster

Too Dull to Die... Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way? Dull Guido has kept himself out of trouble (and life) for 34 years 5 months and 14 days, only to die on the night before he finally has his first big adventure, a world cruise. Graham Reader, the Grim Reaper, tries to help him navigate the world 'up above', only for Guido to find out that there are worse things that death - Satan's tool cupboard.