Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading. I hope you enjoy these short snippets just as much as you enjoyed Volume 1. Thanks again to Brian and all the other Iron Writers for making The Iron Writers phenomenon the success that it already is. If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to... http: //theironwriter.com/

'Dani's Shorts' is a collection of 500 word short stories based on the elements given in the Iron Writer Challenge. These 28 short stories show a range of Dani's favourite writing styles, including pair dialogues, internal thoughts and sardonic parodies. If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to... http: //theironwriter.com/ "I hope you find the stories creative, serious, humorous, filled with pointless nonsense and poignant emotions. I hope you get angry, I hope you laugh, I hope you cry. I hope you share this work with everyone you know. Isn't that what good writing is for?" B Y Rogers (The Iron Writer Challenge)

"I haven't come across anything quite like this..." Debbie Roxburgh (Speedy McCready) "With your wily work Dani], I tend to focus on what's in parentheses. (I also think you are very misunderstood...and possibly always have been.)" Eponymous Rox (B.O.T.) Reginald sends Graham Reader (aka the Grim Reaper), out on a mission to find Code 237-Manna-X, the Manna Machine after the Overlords warn him of an imminent (3000 year old) threat against the security of both the physical and non-physical realms. Will Graham find the fantastic yet deadly device before anyone or anything else does?

Too Dull to Die... Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way? Dull Guido has kept himself out of trouble (and life) for 34 years 5 months and 14 days, only to die on the night before he finally has his first big adventure, a world cruise. Graham Reader, the Grim Reaper, tries to help him navigate the world 'up above', only for Guido to find out that there are worse things that death - Satan's tool cupboard.

3 for the price of 2 Take 3 books into the toilet? Just take one Read and go with Dani J Caile A compilation of the 3 books of contemporary fantasy written under the name Dani J Caile. Meet God, Satan, angels, hobgoblins, the Grim Reaper and many many more in the Neoplatonic universe of Dani J Caile. Man by a tree - Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and God is the service provider. The Bethlehem Fiasco - With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him? The Rage of Atlantis - Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light 'beyond' the end of the tunnel?

"If you loved Douglas Adams, then you're bound to love Dani J. Caile " Jasper T. Scott (Escape) Bombs, angels, dolphins, hobgoblins, crazy monkeys, Reginald in a rage, Satan on the toilet...all mixed with absurdly serious issues. Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light 'beyond' the end of the tunnel? High Chief of Security Sipho, with his female dolphin sidekick Kang Dee, investigates the latest in a long line of terrorist attacks by the 'unseen' against Atlantis, the utopian gem of the physical universe, and finds more than he could have ever imagined.

The Jesus story - with hobgoblins. With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him? In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be? Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man. "Irreverent, quirky and fun" Fredrik Nath (The Cyclist) ..".a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return) "I loved it " Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)