They're called the Freakin' Old Guys, FOGs for short. Six geezers who love their small sailboats and cruise the Pacific Northwest for weeks at a time, enjoying the comradeship and sharing small adventures. It all turns serious when they pick up a fifteen-year-old juvenile delinquent, and becomes deadly when the Russian Mafia comes after one of them. The FOGs make a run for cover and hide in a fog bank. But when they emerge into an open sea, they are not anywhere near the Pacific Northwest and they're missing a man. Six retired men, all from different backgrounds with different personalities and capabilities, find themselves catapulted into the wildest adventure - their own Odyssey packed with the excitement, monsters, mysterious women, and capricious gods who tormented Ulysses. Their greatest enemy may be a demigoddess. She may also be their greatest ally. The FOGs are in a strange time and a very strange place. They have to find their way home somehow. They have a long, long way to go.