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"Dustified: Tall Tales From A Tired Old Trollop," is a rollicking
journey through the true-life story of a music business insider. It
is a personal journey through one of the most interesting lives
you'll ever share. "Dustified" is a laugh out loud tome of the life
of Dusty White, the self-appointed Queen of Everything. She has
hilariously survived nearly every situation a girl who arose from
abject poverty into the limelight of many famous people, can
possibly 'endure'. You will laugh as she creates her own utopia.
Haven't you always wondered what it is like to be an entertainment
insider? What it's like to travel the country with the rich and
famous? Now, you can travel this journey, first hand. Dusty manages
steady control over situations that most people only dream they
could tackle. Others will be grateful they never had any such
dreams. Everyone who reads her uproarious chronicles will be
entertained. She is fond of saying she's been everywhere, "from the
outhouse to the White House." Follow her journey as a small town
girl from backwoods Tennessee, to the bright lights of
Nashville-Music City USA. Enjoy her fearless, jovial escapades as a
tiny little girl with the mouth of a sailor, to a grown-up,
flame-haired siren, determined to rule the world. Her multiple
marriages, stints as a singer, dancer, actress and general rebel,
are pricelessly told in her sparkling style. Her roles as a music
business professional with one of the largest music publishers in
the world, then with one of the most famous radio stations on the
planet and finally with one of the primo music trade magazines in
the world, will offer up many titillating tales of Music City
Mayhem. According to all who know her, anything that is unnatural
looking, bizarre and off-kilter, has probably been "Dustified."
Dusty feels she is a drag queen at heart; a flamboyant gay man in a
woman's body. She is just automatically drawn to anything that
glitters, animal print EVERYTHING and 6" tall pumps. She considers
flat a mortal sin. No flat hair, flat boobs or flat shoes for her.
Flat shoes give her the vapors and will only be worn in hell An
encounter with Dusty will never be forgotten. Dusty is someone you
will really want to know and "Dustified" is something you'll want
to share with you friends. From the very first sentence to the
last, you will be solidly entertained, laughing all the way. Let's
just say that Dusty will never go down in the annals of time as a
canon of good behavior. But, her joie de vivre at simply being
alive, and doing so HER WAY, is unrivaled. You will leave this
journey wanting to be "Dustified " Dusty recounts her life and
loves as she strove to fulfill her lifelong dream of being an
entertainer. Along the way, she rubbed elbows and many other body
parts with the rich and famous, as well as some of the infamous.
Her colorful way of telling her story will transport you into the
world of music, movies and glamour. It will also transport you into
another realm as she talks about her family's role in helping hide
out one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted for several years. Dusty
describes herself as a fading Southern Belle who admits she is a
tad to the left of center, and her pod may be a pea or two short
She thinks she may be the illegitimate daughter of Betty White
(albeit a slightly "trampier" version). She is funny, irreverent
and she WILL entertain you. Settle in, pour a stiff one and
enjoy...soon you too will be "Dustified "
This is a fun activity book designed to help anyone who loved the
movie Avatar to quickly and easily learn the Na'vi language. It is
the only resource of it's kind on the planet and is filled with
games and puzzles and flashcards and resources. It will help you
learn your first few hundred words without stress or hassle. NOTE:
THIS BOOK HAS NO DIRECT CONNECTION WITH JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR(TM)
MOVIE, PAUL FROMMER, OR FOX STUDIOS. IT IS 100% A FAN CREATION.
Createspace discount code: ZB3VGBG7 Save 90 cents.
How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want is quite possibly the
most evil (and most important) book ever written It is the
definitive guide to solving all of your problems with men, forever.
This humorous and unfair guide to men shows you exactly how to get
what you want - when you want it - without a lot of hassle, and
makes you laugh all the way to happiness and personal
enlightenment. Every woman should own a copy of this book (it fits
nicely in your purse, and hides well under the bed). Nothing is
left to chance. If you have a man in your life (or want to get a
good one) this book shows you how to make him think of you as a
goddess as you get him to stop fighting you for control, end
arguments quickly and easily, and buy you that diamond tennis
bracelet you have had your eye on. This book will make you more
popular than you can imagine (well, with guys anyway), and
transform a dull, boring relationship into a lively, fun one with
lots of romance and affection for both of you.
How to Get ANY MAN to do ANYTHING You Want is quite possibly the
most evil (and most important) book ever written It is the
definitive guide to solving all of your problems with men, forever.
This hilarious and unfair guide to men shows you exactly how to get
what you want - when you want it - without a lot of hassle, and
makes you laugh all the way to happiness and personal
enlightenment. Every woman should own a copy of this book (it fits
nicely in your purse, and hides well under the bed). Nothing is
left to chance. If you have a man in your life (or want to get a
good one) this book shows you how to make him think of you as a
goddess as you get him to stop fighting you for control, end
arguments quickly and easily, and buy you that diamond tennis
bracelet you have had your eye on. This book will make you more
popular than you can imagine (well, with guys anyway), and
transform a dull, boring relationship into a lively, fun one with
lots of romance and affection for both of you.
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