Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
Because every time she got hot, he would beat her with a shovel.
Josh, age 4, on seeing a couple kissing: "He's trying to steal her
chewing gum."
Sign: "For Sale - Parachute. Only used once. Small stain"
On a virgin's tombstone: "Returned To Sender Unopened"
What do you want on your tombstone? My 9-year-old grandson Trevor said, "Pepperoni, cheese and mushrooms."
Georgia Tech School Rule: "How do you get a University of Georgia cheerleader into your dorm room?"
"Just grease her hips and push."
It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember who gets tied up.
-Joan Rivers
The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my suitcase.
-Yogi Berra
She: "You'd better go. My husband just drove up."
He: "Where's the back door?"
She: "We don't have one."
He: "Where would you like one?"
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