Because the clusterfuck danger is real. And people need to know. - 11oz ceramic mug - Dishwasher and microwave safe - Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug

This oversized, sturdy, screen printed canvas tote is the perfect bag for carrying all your groceries and shit. - Bag measures 18" wide x 15" high x 6" deep - Shoulder straps have a 13" drop - Made from high-quality, heavyweight canvas with a gusseted bottom

Because it's lady time, and we don't give a shit who knows it. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100% cotton canvas pouch - Cotton lining - Gold zipper with fabric tab - Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

When you share these sweary-ass sticky notes with your favorite pottymouths, they'll be like, "This shit's hella tight." -NSFW stationery, great gift for coworkers! -Six 2.75" x 2.75" pads -40 sheets each

This elegant, cloth-bound journal is from the debut collection of journals and cards by Elizabeth Gilbert, bestselling author of Big Magic and Eat Pray Love. It's a tribute to the strong and graceful women who know how to handle shit, one way or another-whatever the shit may be. You know who you are. (Our numbers are legion!) This message is also available on a greeting card! -Elizabeth Gilbert brings her genius to Emily McDowell & Friends with a line of inspiring journals and cards! -Journal measures 5.75 x 7.5-inches -Cloth-covered softcover with foil stamping, 160 lined pages -Ribbon marker

You've got a filthy mouth and an attitude, but damn, your shit is organized. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100% cotton canvas pouch - Cotton lining - Gold zipper with fabric tab - Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

Feeling infuriated? Yeah, us too. They say writing it out helps, and we'd like to add that it's also legal, so +1 for writing as a coping mechanism. If you're looking for another way to feel good, use this journal to make to-do lists of things you've already done, then cross them off with a satisfied flourish. - Journal measures 6.5" x 8.66" - Paperback, 160 lined pages - Ribbon marker

This journal features a joke about inspirational quotes. Please don't send us an email with your favorite quote and a request that we print it on the front of the journal. (You'd be surprised.) However, you may write whatever inspiring quotes you want INSIDE the journal. Thanks for coming to this TED talk. - Journal measures 6.5" x 8.66" - Paperback, 160 lined pages - Ribbon marker

Consider this journal permission to take a flying leap at the B.S. stories you don't need to tell yourself anymore, tackle them to the ground, and run them out of town. - Journal measures 6.5" x 8.66" - Paperback, 160 lined pages - Ribbon marker

They say good things come to those who hustle. We say: Fuck it. And fuck them for saying that. But in a nice way. - 11oz ceramic mug - Dishwasher and microwave safe - Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug

Living like a boss isn't about your bank account, it's about your attitude. But money is cool too. Someday you'll have both; until then, you can have this magnet. - Magnet measures 3.54"x 2.36"

If a person makes you feel this way, it's basically the best compliment you can possibly give them. - Magnet measures 3.54"x 2.36"

We see you. We feel you. We relate to you. We're gonna come sit by you. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100% cotton canvas pouch - Cotton lining - Gold zipper with fabric tab - Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

Whatever it is that you carry with you on a daily basis, this pouch will support you. - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100% cotton canvas pouch - Cotton lining - Gold zipper with fabric tab - Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

Anyone who has watched a makeup tutorial on YouTube probably wonders: "why did I choose my line of work, when I could have been applying highlighter to my lip bow for a living and making the big bucks? ALSO: will toothpaste really work on these zits?" We can't answer either of these questions for you, but we will say no matter what your relationship is with your face, we think you're beautiful. (PS: Gel toothpaste definitely won't work.) - Dimensions: 8.5" x 6.5" - 100% cotton canvas pouch - Cotton lining - Gold zipper with fabric tab - Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

Sticky notes that enforce your boundaries FOR you? Go ahead, order a dozen. - Six 2.75" x 2.75" pads - 40 sheets each

Six sticky note styles, at 40 sheets per note, equals 240 opportunities to make someone's day. Who doesn't like hearing how awesome they are? Nobody. Nobody doesn't like that. - Six 2.75" x 2.75" pads - 40 sheets each

When nothing in the world makes any sense and logic seems to be an exercise in futility, there's only one thing to do. - Magnet measures 3.54"x 2.36"

This little book is a secret weapon of love. When you fill in the blanks, it becomes the only book of its kind in the universe: a unique, personalized gift all about you + your chosen human (aka the mac to your cheese, the peanut butter to your jelly, the yin to your yang). How easy and meant-to-be is that? (PS: You guys really are adorable.) - Fill-in-the-blank book measures 4.1" x 5.4" - Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts - Acetate book jacket

Reading horoscopes is fun, but giving a thoughtful card to your favorite Libra, Pisces (etc.!) is even better. This gorgeous boxed greeting card set, illustrated by Lisa Congdon for Emily McDowell & Friends, has you covered for special birthdays all year long, from Sagittarius to Scorpio. -Like having a birthday greeting card shop in a box! -12 blank cards with envelopes -Cards 4.25 x 5.5-inches; hinged-lid box 4.625 x 6.25-inches

Think of this book as your personal pep talk kit, making it joyously easy to brighten people's days, turn frowns upside down, and serve as a personal cheering section for all the deserving folks in your life. Go old-school and drop them in the mail, frame them for a gallery wall o' encouragement, slip one under a co-worker's keyboard, hide one in a friend's medicine cabinet-the pep talk possibilities are endless. - Twenty 5" x 7" postcards with card stock cover - 2 each of 10 different designs (20 total postcards)

When your loved ones are hurting, it's so hard to know what to say. Standing in the card aisle can be overwhelming. To help you reach out in those tough moments, Emily McDowell & Friends gathered their most beloved Empathy Cards for this special boxed collection. It's kind of like having your own, personal Emily McDowell card shop (open nights, weekends, and holidays). -Includes four (4) popular Empathy Card designs -8 blank cards with envelopes (2 cards each of 4 different designs) -Cards 4.25 x 5.5-inches; hinged-lid box 4.625 x 6.25-inches

Ta-Da! Emily McDowell & Friends put a bunch of their most birthday-tastic cards together into a boxed collection! No more stopping somewhere and spending ten minutes (and ten dollars) for one almost-just-right card. Look at you, adulting and everything. -Includes four (4) heartfelt, celebratory, funny birthday card designs -Like having an Emily McDowell greeting card shop in a box! -8 blank cards with envelopes (2 cards each of 4 different designs) -Cards 4.25 x 5.5-inches; hinged-lid box 4.625 x 6.25-inches

This motivational, gently humorous journal comes from the debut collection of journals and cards by Elizabeth Gilbert, bestselling author of Big Magic and Eat Pray Love. Calling bullshit on yourself can be a sign of profound self-love! -Elizabeth Gilbert brings her genius to Emily McDowell & Friends with a line of inspiring journals and cards! -Journal measures 5.75 x 7.5-inches -Cloth-covered softcover with foil stamping, 160 lined pages -Ribbon marker