What can we expect from someone with an always ruddy face, a thick neck, bowed legs or knocked knees? What about someone with a big jaw, puffy eyes or overly large teeth? Your outer self reveals the inner you, and this unique and revolutionary look at astro-physiognomy - the astrology of the face and body - shows us how we can analyze anyone, instantly, disrobing both friends and strangers as never before. The Naked Horoscope is a goldmine of astrological observations for the professional astrologer and the casual observer alike. It is the most complete work of its kind in existence, showing, via countless celebrity examples and in stark detail, how our horoscopes are physically revealed. This is a whirlwind tour across the stars that challenges us to look at ourselves and others with newly opened eyes. Eve Romany takes us on a fast, intimate and raunchy ride through the world of famous bodies and faces, indisputably linking appearance and astrology. With her particular blend of insight and caustic wit, the lessons of this book are speedily and easily learned, never to be forgotten.