Zolly's a private detective and champion of the "little guy," because he himself is a little guy. He claims to be 5'6 but admits to be 5'6 he'd not only need lifts in his shoes, he'd need an Otis elevator. His current assignment is to get the daughter of a legendary pop singer off a murder charge. The daughter holds the Guinness title of world's stupidest person. She once bathed at Lourdes because she heard the waters could cure cellulite. And she's making Zolly's job hard by constantly blurting out "I killed him " Zolly will navigate Atlantic City, an ex-boxer, a washed up boy band singer, and a demon possessed cat to get at the truth. - "It's no Bible, but Chops is damn funny" - Brian Scully, Co-Exec Producer Family Guy. - "I've never laughed so hard at pork chops. Zolly is my favorite new detective" - Laura Levine, Author The Jaine Austen Mysteries