Thomas Kemp, the Libertine, turned cruelty, torture and humiliation into works of art. It was said that he had given his soul to something inhuman to be part of artistic immortality. It was said that his very ashes were used to make a set of charcoals still imbued with his spirit. When Shannon Hernandez, a traumatized and repressed art student, is tasked to draw with them by her lecherous professor, she feels a change in herself and something menacing calling out to her. She is offered a chance to create work that breaks boundaries and hearts alike but comes bound with a connection to a legacy of immortal terrors.

The best in Bizarro fiction were challenged to write stories and poems that included vaginal flatulence, and take it seriously. The results are hilarious, horrifying, weird, and even poetic. Contributors include: Ellie Church-INTRODUCTION Justin Grimbol-PUSSY BEAR AND THE TIME MACHINE Garrett Cook-AND YOU TOLD ME AGAIN YOU PREFER HANDSOME MEN Justin Grimbol(writing as Pussy Bear)-LISTEN TO OUR CREEPY SEX SOUNDS Christy Leigh Stewart-PLAYBOY Kevin Strange-SLEEP NOW, SINNER J.W. Wargo-NATURE BOMB D.F. Noble-SHE'S FULL OF STARS Gina Dentata-A LITTLE QUEEF Alex S. Johnson-JAYFACED Brian Williams-L'ODEUR DE L'AMOUR Jimmy Pudge-THE PUSSY WHISPERER Michael Allen Rose-THE SOUND OF HER Anastasia Quinn-THE AIR BETWEEN US Stephan Imri-Knight -EROTOPHOBIAN TRENCH COAT Justin Grimbol-THE PILLOW HUMPER Michael H. Antonio-MY LIPS ARE SEALED Jess Gulbranson- CASSOULETTE Mark Allen Berryhill-TAKING CARE OF CHLOE Philip LoPresti-THE FLUX Craig Mullins-STITCHES, STAPLES, AND S.T.Ds Charie D. La Marr-THANK YOU Justin Grimbol-FINGER WIGGLE SESSION Brent Michael Kelley-QUEEF STAR SIX Viva La Muerte-THE QUEEF THIEF Mandy DeGeit-I AM BUT A BALLOON Andrea de Fonseca-FOURTEEN SECONDS Michael LeSueur-SNOW WOMEN Spike Marlowe-THE MUSICIAN Nick Cato-HERS IS A LUSH SITUATION David Anderson-CUTTING THE CHEESE Jason Wayne Allen-ALPHA PUSSY FIGHT FIGHT Pussy Bear-THAT'S THE STUFF

Jeremy Jenkins is a pharmacist living a nightmare. America has made serial killing provisionally legal. What was once a crime is now a game. Juvenile delinquent Reapkids dressed as history's deadliest murderers roam the streets causing chaos. Cannibal Godless Jack Cavanagh is on every morning show. And Jeremy's girlfriend Cass, the love of his life, can't get enough of it. Could be worse. Creatures from another dimension could be infiltrating ours getting our women pregnant. He could live with the guilt of being history's most prolific serial killer. The fate of a world not worth saving could rest on his broad shoulders. Maybe they are. Maybe he is. Maybe it does.

"One part Doctor Who, one part Hustler Magazine, and the most fun you'll have reading cosmic smut."
- Jeff Burk, author of Shatnerquake

"A wonderfully ridiculous book . . . delivers imagination balanced by genuinely caring and adept writing."
- Kris Saknussemm, author of The Humble Assessment

The Time Pimp has been saving the galaxy by getting history's most important figures laid. From Caligula to Teddy Roosevelt, the Time Pimp has rolled up to the scene in his interstellar purple Cadillac and got them some ass. But a new power threatens the future of the Time Pimp - The Morality Front, a prudish force hell-bent on imposing its values on the galaxy. With the aid of the Death Pimp they will stop at nothing to end Free Love across time and space.

But the Time Pimp ain't taking no shit from these jive-ass turkeys

In a city ridden with prostitute furries, cannibal cops and warehouse-sized mob bosses, I've got my work cut out for me. My name is Jimmy Plush. I'm a private detective. I'm also a teddy bear. It all started when the original Jimmy Plush entered my life, offering to take my gambling debts away if I agreed to switch bodies with him. But I didn't know that being a three-foot-high plush toy would be such a living hell, especially now that everyone in town wants a piece of me. All I've gotten out of this deal is a faithful Chinese chauffeur, a custom teddybear .45, and a girlfriend who won't take off the fox suit she turns tricks in. Now I've got to keep this town clean and try to track down the real Jimmy Plush without losing my stuffing for good. Only one thing is for sure: Life is hard when you're soft. Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective is a high octane pulp satire. In the tradition of Sam Spade, The Shadow, Dick Tracy, Hellboy and Howard the Duck comes a new kind of hero, a hero that reminds us that the measure of a man is in his guts and his gun.