Want a close encounter of the absurd kind? Then blast off with these asteroides from across the looney-verse.

Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak. He's the most extraordinary maker of GROT in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY. And, do you know who Marley Sucket is? Well, he's probably one of the worst examples of the human race - ever! But he's not the only one visiting the GROT LABORATORY. There's ORSON PLOOP - heir to the great Ploop Blaster (TM) kazoo fortune, VICTORIA SCABB - a selfish, spoilt, brat of a girl, who happens to be 259th in-line to the British throne, VIOLA MUDGUARD - millionaire ex-Wollywood movie star and SPIKE PEECEE - Techno-mad, who only communicates via his ePad. But what incredible secrets will they discover in BILLY PLONKA'S GROT LABORATORY? The tour is about to begin. Please don't wander off. Yes, you I'm talking to! Mr. Plonka would hate to lose you along the way... BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY is the 100% official unofficial parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time.