If you're male or female or of any particular ethnic, sexual, religious or national persuasion, you may be offended by this movie. Or perhaps this movie may make you laugh more than any other recent comedy.

Fame. Authority. Show tunes. The military. Race. Sex. Religion. The way to a woman's heart.

The creators of TV's South Park skewer all in this feature-length story that plunges an outraged U.S. into war with Canada after South Park's schoolkids sneak into a restricted Canadian-made film and emerge, their fragile little minds warped, spouting expletives that would make a sex-shop proprietor blush.

What? Your mind's already warped? Then this film is perfect for you!

All the episodes from the first five seasons of the no-holds-barred animated comedy created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Season 1 episodes are: 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe', 'Volcano', 'Weight Gain 4000', 'Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride', 'An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig', 'Death', 'Pinkeye', 'Starvin' Marvin', 'Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo', 'Damien', 'Tom's Rhinoplasty', 'Mecha-Streisand' and 'Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut'. Season 2 episodes are: 'Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus', 'Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut', 'Ike's Wee Wee', 'Chickenlover', 'Conjoined Fetus Lady', 'The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka', 'City On the Edge of Forever', 'Summer Sucks', 'Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls', 'Chickenpox', 'Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods', 'Clubhouses', 'Cow Days', 'Chef Aid', 'Spookyfish', 'Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!', 'Gnomes' and 'Prehistoric Ice Man'. Season 3 episodes are: 'Rainforest Shmainforest', 'Spontaneous Combustion', 'The Succubus', 'Jakovasaurs', 'Tweek vs. Craig', 'Sexual Harassment Panda', 'Cat Orgy', 'Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub', 'Jewbilee', 'Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery', 'Chinpokomon', 'Hooked On Monkey Fonics', 'Starvin' Marvin in Space', 'The Red Badge of Gayness', 'Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics', 'Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus' and 'World Wide Recorder Concert'. Season 4 episodes are: 'The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000', 'Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000', 'Timmy 2000', 'Quintuplets 2000', 'Cartman Joins NAMBLA', 'Cherokee Hair Tampons', 'Chef Goes Nanners', 'Something You Can Do With Your Finger', 'Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?', 'Probably', '4th Grade', 'Trapper Keeper', 'Helen Keller! The Musical', 'Pip', 'Fat Camp', 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure' and 'A Very Crappy Christmas'. Season 5 episodes are: 'It Hits the Fan', 'Cripple Fight', 'Super Best Friends', 'Scott Tenorman Must Die', 'Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow', 'Cartmanland', 'Proper Condom Use', 'Towelie', 'Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants', 'How to Eat With Your Butt', 'The Entity', 'Here Comes the Neighbourhood', 'Kenny Dies' and 'Butters' Very Own Episode'.

Anthony Newley stars in this camp 1970s comedy as struggling playwright Sweeney, who is still in lust with his ex-wife Georgina (Stefanie Powers) despite her remarriage to wealthy construction boss Prince (Henry Ramer). In order to win back Georgina's favours, Sweeney embarks on an elaborate series of schemes and scams, from stinging his artist friend Moriarty (Isaac Hayes) for drinks and cash to a fake kidnapping plot that brings inept cops Broom and Kopek (John Candy and Lawrence Dane) bumbling after him.

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All the episodes from the sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth seasons of the no-holds-barred animated comedy created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Season 6 episodes are: 'Jared Has Aides', 'Asspen', 'Freak Strike', 'Fun With Veal', 'The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer', 'Professor Chaos', 'The Simpsons Already Did it', 'Red Hot Catholic Love', 'Free Hat', 'Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society', 'Child Abduction Is Not Funny', 'A Ladder to Heaven', 'The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers', 'The Death Camp of Tolerance', 'The Biggest Douche in the Universe', 'My Future Self 'n' Me' and 'Red Sleigh Down'. Season 7 episodes are: 'Cancelled', 'Krazy Kripples', 'Toilet Paper', 'I'm a Little Bit Country', 'Fat Butt and Pancake Head', 'Lil' Crime Stoppers', 'Red Man's Greed', 'South Park Is Gay', 'Christian Rock Hard', 'Grey Dawn', 'Casa Bonita', 'All About Mormons', 'Butt Out', 'Raisins' and 'It's Christmas in Canada'. Season 8 episodes are: 'Good Times With Weapons', 'Up the Down Steroid', 'The Passion of the Jew', 'You Got F'd in the A', 'AWESOM-O', 'The Jeffersons', 'Goobacks', 'Douche and Turd', 'Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes', 'Pre-School', 'Quest for Ratings', 'Stupid Spoiled Wh**e Video Playset', 'Cartman's Incredible Gift' and 'Woodland Critter Christmas'. Season 9 episodes are: 'Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina', 'Die Hippie, Die', 'Wing', 'Best Friends Forever', 'The Losing Edge', 'The Death of Eric Cartman', 'Erection Day', 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow', 'Marjorine', 'Follow That Egg', 'Ginger Kids', 'Trapped in the Closet', 'Free Willzyx' and 'Bloody Mary'. Season 10 episodes are: 'The Return of Chef', 'Smug Alert!', 'Cartoon Wars: Part 1', 'Cartoon Wars: Part 2', 'A Million Little Fibers', 'ManBearPig', 'Tsst', 'Make Love, Not Warcraft', 'Mystery of the Urinal Deuce', 'Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy', 'Hell On Earth 2006', 'Go God Go', 'Go God Go XII' and 'Stanley's Cup'.

All the episodes from the eleventh, 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th seasons of the no-holds-barred animated comedy created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Season 11 episodes are: 'With Apologies to Jesse Jackson', 'Cartman Sucks', 'Lice Capades', 'The Snuke', 'Fantastic Easter Special', 'D-Yikes!', 'Night of the Living Homeless', 'Le Petit Tourette', 'More Crap', 'Imaginationland', 'Imaginationland: Episode II', 'Imaginationland: Episode III', 'Guitar Queer-O' and 'The List'. Season 12 episodes are: 'Tonsil Trouble', 'Britney's New Look', 'Major Boobage', 'Canada On Strike', 'Eek, a Penis!', 'Over Logging', 'Super Fun Time', 'The China Probrem', 'Breast Cancer Show Ever', 'Pandemic', 'Pandemic 2 - The Startling', 'About Last Night...', 'Elementary School Musical' and 'The Ungroundable'. Season 13 episodes are: 'The Ring', 'The Coon', 'Margaritaville', 'Eat, Pray, Queef', 'Fishsticks', 'Pinewood Derby', 'Fatbeard', 'Dead Celebrities', 'Butters' Bottom Bitch', 'W.T.F.', 'Whale Whores', 'The F Word', 'Dances With Smurfs' and 'Pee'. Season 14 episodes are: 'Sexual Healing', 'The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs', 'Medicinal Fried Chicken', 'You Have 0 Friends', '200', '201', 'Crippled Summer', 'Poor and Stupid', 'It's a Jersey Thing', 'Insheeption', 'Coon 2 - Hindsight', 'Mysterion Rises', 'Coon vs. Coon and Friends' and 'Creme Fraiché'. Season 15 episodes are: 'Humancentipad', 'Funnybot', 'Royal Pudding', 'T.M.I.', 'Crack Baby Athletic Association', 'City Sushi', 'You're Getting Old', 'Ass Burgers', 'The Last of the Meheecans', 'Bass to Mouth', 'Broadway Bro Down', '1%', 'A History Channel Thanksgiving' and 'The Poor Kid'.

Remake of the 1971 blaxploitation classic with Samuel L. Jackson taking over from Richard Roundtree in the title role. When waitress Diane (Toni Collette) sees ultra-rich playboy Wade (Christian Bale) murder a young black man outside a nightclub, she knows that she will be next and promptly goes into hiding. Enter Armani-wearing supercop John Shaft (Jackson), the only man who cares enough to bring Wade to justice, and Diane's only hope of survival. Wade pays the drug-boss Peoples Hernandez (Jeffrey Wright) to have Diane killed, but Shaft is also hot on her trail and he's not a man put off easily. Shoot-outs and car chases follow.