In the style of the enduringly popular Mad Libs (Price Stern Sloan, 2008) comes a hilarious spoof that invites readers to play a game of fill-in-the-blanks, creating fanciful sentences from the greatest hits and the most outrageous misses of contemporary conservative rhetoric. Including chapters such as 'The Ann Coulter Memorial Section', 'Ode to a Decider', 'A Beck Word Finder', 'Drill, Baby, Drill!' and 'A Teabagger Fill-In', Mad Cons will provide hours of comic relief for weary liberals everywhere.