Global warming is a recent phenomenon in one sense but not in another. The growing support of red hot Reds has been evident for many years all over the world. Therefore I am pleased to be in a position to join in this momentum by adding my own quotes, definitions and tongue twisting saying as regards the biggest club in the world. I have also kept a chronological grip on the highs and lows of Man Utd and their rich tradition whilst adding my own short poems, jokes and illustrations. By also adding nuggets of information I hope that this will help you to continue to feel the heat as the Reds go marching on...here we glow, here we glow, here we glow.. J.B.Lockwood (goldenbrush).

The Greatest Escape in the History of Huddersfield Town F.C.(synopsis) The Great Escape of the 1997-8 season for Huddersfield Town has been well documented. Without the enormous efforts from Peter Jackson and Terry Yorath the team would have faced certain relegation. However, now I am proud, pleased and relieved to be in a position to give an account of the Greatest Escape in the history of the club; a monumental milestone in the history of the Terriers. The Great Escape was made possible by efforts on the field, whereas in the Greatest Escape it was the massive contributions of the ones off it that made the vital difference to survival. Find out how close the club was to closure as thousands contributed to saving the Terriers not from relegation but from folding as a club forever; from being robbed of the joy, excitement and intensity that every match day brings.

My Mum used to say that laughter is the best tonic; a sentiment still shared by many people today. It is something that separates us from the animal kingdom, making us unique among all the species in the world today. Hence, I want to try to use this gift where possible, since it does not cost anything, providing that you are not laughing at someone's expense. All the definitions, quotes and jokes are my own as are all the poems, some of which contain a touch of humour. Hence, find out answers to questions such as 'What do you get if you put the wrong oil in your car? What is the definition of anarchy? Who came a cropper when the cropper came? Moreover, the golden nuggets or gems of information provide for sheer variety, as I do not dwell too long on any one subject. Like my Mum used to say, "Laughter is the best tonic." I have added to this by saying, "Especially when it comes with gin." I hope you enjoy the material.