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Calvin's imagination runs wild when he is startled awake by strange
noises. Now alone in the darkness of his bedroom he must figure out
if these thumps, rattles, and bumps could be the very thing that
his sisters warned him about. The question Calvin has to answer...
Are there Monsters in My Closet?
Silly Kitty The third joke and coloring book by Jack Batcher and
illustrated by Kevin Stockton. If you loved Silly Cow and Silly
Halloween then you are going to love Silly Kitty Funny jokes that
will have your children laughing and your Cat gaging up furballs
Plus great illustrations to color and Silly Kitty Fun Facts too.
Makes a great gift for the Cat lovers in your life.
I've got a Song Is a colorfully illustrated poem with sheet music
that is easy for children to play. Sheet music for Guitar, Vocal,
& Piano.
Mother-in-law Vs. the son-in-law. It is the classic comedic
adversaries hard at work in this dark comedy by Jack Batcher. The
stage is set for murder in protagonist Dean Farlowe's stand-up
comedy routine, as he laments his toxic relationship with his evil
foe... his mother-in-law, who he affectionately refers to as "Satan
in a Moo-Moo." Dean Farlowe tells of the frustrating events that
led up to the fateful night when his thoughts took action, and at a
comedy night at Riverhead Prison, he tells his captive audience how
he killed his mother-in-law. A great book for Son-in-laws (&
Daughter-in-laws) to be, or for those suffering already. This book
also serves as a potent warning to mother-in-laws too Just leave it
out on the coffee table next time they come for a visit, or even
better, let them see you reading it, while laughing manically at
Dean Farlowe's jokes So if it's a gift for someone else or gift for
yourself, get your copy today
"Silly Halloween " Written by Jack Batcher and illustrated by Kevin
Stockton is a Howl-arious joke & coloring book that will bring
out the comedian in your child. Crafty Halloween inspired jokes
& illustrations will have your little critters laughing &
coloring for hours Plus there are fun facts about Halloween that
will make your child look like Dr. Frankenstein when it comes to
Halloween.
Revenge gets a rock-n-roll edge in Jack Batcher's novel Under a
Thunder Moon. Jim Wolf the lead singer/ guitarist for his group the
Howlers, discovers his girlfriend Alyssa Lang is cheating on him
with his friend and band roadie Paul "Trailer Park" Prescott. Jim
enlists his fellow band mates Mike Vans and Tyler Watts to get
revenge. Through many dark twists and turns Alyssa and Paul pay the
ultimate price for their betrayal. Under a Thunder Moon takes sex,
drugs, and rock-n-roll to a murderous extreme. The scene is set in
Bay Shore Long Island, moving from the hot spot for up and coming
bands the Sundown Club to the stormy horrors off the coast, aboard
the boat The Bitter End. This is where Jim tells his friend Paul
(now enemy), "the best thing about living on an island is that you
don't have to dig a hole to hide the body." When Jim tells his band
mate Mike Vans about what is going on and how he wants to handle
it, telling him that Trailer Park and Alyssa will be like a
sacrifice to the gods of rock. Mike goes along with his long time
friend, and even finds ways to let his own inner demons out, as he
takes a bite out of Alyssa as she is strapped to a table aboard the
Bitter End. The story winds down on a local news channel about the
sudden disappearance of Paul Prescott and Alyssa Lang. A few days
later The Howlers play at the Sundown Club and share their good
fortune of getting signed to a record label and wish that their
missing friends could be there with them. The Howlers then play the
song Satisfied that had set the tone for the stories ending as Jim
sings the last line of the chorus "With you dead and gone... that's
the only way I'll be satisfied." Find out the whole story by
getting your copy today
Silly Cow Written by Jack Batcher and illustrated by Kevin Stockton
is a Moo-larious joke & coloring book that will bring out the
cow-median in your child. Crafty Cow inspired jokes &
illustrations will have your little critters laughing &
coloring for hours Plus there are fun facts about Cows that will
make your child look like Albert Moo-nstein when it comes to
Bovines.
"Death of a Pop-Star" is a comedy sci-fi adventure that twists into
its whacked out conspiracy theory such celebrities as Jessica
Simpson, Howard Stern, Stephen Colbert, John Travolta, Dave
Letterman, Comedian Danny Lofaro, and many more Learn the real
truth about the link between Aliens from outerspace and
Celebrities.
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