LOVE IS THE ONLY SHOCKING ACT LEFT We all know horror. It's in our face every day. You can try to negotiate the nightmare but total chaos and destruction is just one button-push away. Horror legend John Skipp walks you through the light and the dark with an unflinching eye. Revealing both the best and worst of us, one laugh and scream at a time. It ain't pretty. But it's beautiful. Once you go all the way.

SIX MONTHS AGO, AMERICA DIED. IS IT TOO SOON TO MAKE THE MOVIE?

A massive nuclear attack has destroyed the major cities. Untold millions are dead. The survivors are starving savages.

But where others see only tragedy, one man sees opportunity.

Enter Julian Harvey: an A-list producer with a hot project, a private army and a vision for America that will give her back her soul. It's the last Hollywood film crew, making the last Hollywood movie, in the radioactive crater formerly known as Los Angeles.

Spreading hope the only way they know how...through total bullshit.

And like it or not, you're along for the ride.

""Fasten your blast goggles for the mutant offspring of Dr. Strangelove and The Player."" - Richard Stanley, writer/director of Hardware

""Humor, heart, and wit so sharp you don't even know you're bleeding until after you've finished. I could not and did not put it down."" - Sarah Langan, author of "Aubrey's Door"

""Packs a hell of a punch. Hilarious, savage and moving.""- Peter Tennant, Black Static

ZOMBIE MUNCHKINS! TURD-FLINGING FLATHEADS! EVIL CORPORATE CONSPIRACIES! DELICIOUS MEXICAN FOOD! OZ IS REAL! Magic is real! The gate is really in Kansas! And America is finally allowing Earth tourists to visit this weird-ass, mysterious land. But when Gene of Los Angeles heads off for summer vacation in the Emerald City, little does he know that a war is brewing...a war that could destroy both worlds! This loving Bizarro tribute to the great L. Frank Baum is an action-packed, whimsically ultraviolent adventure, featuring your favorite Oz characters as you've never seen 'em before. Let super-hot warrior sweetheart Aurora Quixote Jones take you on a guided tour of surrealist laffs, joy, and mayhem, with more severed heads than Apocalypse Now and more fun than a barrel of piss-drunk winged monkeys!