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From hilarious MEGA-bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new
Lottie Brooks book with a twist!
Hi, Lottie Brooks here! I’ve just found out that you’ve all been
reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it’s meant
to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!
Seems like it’s only fair then that it’s YOUR TURN!
Lottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and
this book sums up all of Lottie’s knowledge and wisdom for a totally
ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you
through those tweenage years with their best advice on school,
friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.
Filled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus
space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat
Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!
What will you find inside:
- Tips and advice from Lottie
- Hilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your
Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more!
- Space to write and illustrate your very own diary
- Takeovers from Jess and Amber
- Mum’s guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood’ (hmm,
actually you might want to skip that page)
The hilarious new sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie
Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin.
Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to
face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And
absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl.
A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her
mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it's not all
singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly
and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep
her BFFs together.
Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?
Lottie Brooks is BACK for more extremely embarrassing adventures as she
goes on holiday and gets her very first boyfriend!
THINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE:
· Have the most disgusting little brother in the entire world
· Have to get braces when am on the brink of having my first kiss
· Mum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM.
Finally summer has arrived and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through
Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool
on their family holiday to France.
Then Lottie meets new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a
barrier but does it matter when he's THAT good looking?
Lottie Brooks continues to navigate the many perils of growing up in
this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled
with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols.
Woe is me. So much is wrong in my life...
Still look like a tomato
Am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude)
My parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS!
After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit
sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a
week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing
parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits!
But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying
at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time
with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen!
Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!
Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!
At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything
seems to be going brilliantly (except for Amber being increasingly mean
and jealous, but what's new there?).
Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once
Lottie and him see eye to eye. Pot Noodle, the cockapoo, becomes the
newest member of the Brooks family. He's VERY cute but also not toilet
trained AT ALL.
Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has
little time for anyone else, leaving her best friends pretty upset. How
is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing
on the carpet?!
Lottie Brooks is 11 ¾ and her life is ALREADY officially over.
Not only is she about to start secondary school without any friends or
glamorous swooshy hair, but she's just discovered she's too
flat-chested to even wear A BRA!
She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her
hamsters, Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.
Lottie navigates the perils of growing up in this fantastically funny
new illustrated series for pre-teens filled with friendship,
embarrassing moments and, of course, KitKat Chunkys.
The first book in the hilarious new series for children by the
bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus,
Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries.
From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new
Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!
Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I would like:
Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)
Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces
A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'
Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day
with a grand romantic gesture
Cash (lots of it!)
A new diary (I'm really getting through them!)
Lots of love,
Lottie xxx
PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in
my stocking this year?
Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat
Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year,
Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks
family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise
visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies
won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!
Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in
the fort of shame until it's all over?
Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!
At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything
seems to be going brilliantly (except for Amber being increasingly mean
and jealous, but what's new there?).
Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once
Lottie and him see eye to eye. Pot Noodle, the cockapoo, becomes the
newest member of the Brooks family. He's VERY cute but also not toilet
trained AT ALL.
Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has
little time for anyone else, leaving her best friends pretty upset. How
is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing
on the carpet?!
This book is not a how-to-guide. It won't tell you how to get your
baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good
parent, a cool parent or even a renegade parent. It is a book about
parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever.
Instead it shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations
from the parenting frontline that demonstrate it is perfectly
possible to love your children with the whole of your heart whilst
finding them incredibly irritating at the same time. From pregnancy
to starting school, Hurrah For Gin takes you through the exciting,
frustrating, infuriating and wonderful whirlwind of parenthood,
offering solidarity and a friendly hug after a tough day. Best
served with gin.
Perpetually overwhelmed? Welcome to the new book from Katie Kirby,
creator of the bestselling Hurrah for Gin Do you overthink
everything? Do you struggle to say no to people? Are you paying
membership for a gym you never go to? Do group chat politics make
you want to throw your phone under a bus? Are you overjoyed when
people cancel plans so that you can sit at home in your pyjama
bottoms eating Coco pops for dinner? If so then this book is for
you! We spend our childhoods wanting to a be adults and, when we
get there, find ourselves lost under a pile of life admin, half
completed to do lists and anti-ageing face creams that promise to
make you look as good as Natalie Imbruglia. In her new book, Hurrah
for Gin pinpoints with painful precision just how overwhelming life
can be when you're all grown up. From the worry spiral that keeps
you up at 3AM, to maintaining a professional aura when you can't
stand other people - this is for everyone struggling to stay
afloat. Honest, relatable, funny and containing no useful advice
whatsoever, take comfort in the knowledge that it's not just you,
we're all as f*cked as each other.
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