A massive international celebrity, at fifty-three Kevin Nealon thought he had it all. But like every other overindulged superstar, the perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more: a little addition that drooled, burped, and pooped (no, not a Pomeranian).

In Yes, You're Pregnant, but What About Me? Nealon courageously reveals the truth about confronting first-time dadhood at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. In hilariously vivid detail, he carries the reader through all the emotional stages of pregnancy--discomfort, denial, hunger, exhaustion, self-consciousness, hungrier, confusion, crankiness, not-quite-as-hungry-but-still-craving-something, sweatiness, covered in cookie crumbs--while addressing the major worries that fathers everywhere have been dealing with for centuries: Can I duct-tape a crib together? How often can I reuse a disposable diaper? What if the baby looks like me and not my wife?

Spooky family adventure. To impress Brandy (Madison Iseman), the object of his affection, Charlie (Will Spencer), who is the leader of the Elite Monster Unit, accepts a dare from her older, bullying brother Nick (Cade Sutton) to spend Halloween night in a supposedly haunted house. After accepting the challenge, Charlie must summon all of his courage to survive in the creepy house as he finds himself up against its ghostly residents including Salty the ghost dog.