Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to snazz up even the smallest notes, lists, or jots. A Knock Knock sticky note classic with a smart pastel look, it's a perfect companion to all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. Funny stocking stuffers and gifts for guys! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this ego-boosting title provides the perfect place to record your motivational musings wherever you go. Includes over 70 quotes for making it happen A daily journal that doubles as a personal cheerleader Paperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Available in full-size too

Turn your to-do's into ta-da's with this classic Knock Knock to-do list sticky pad now with a swell pastel look! It's just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. Fun office supplies make work less work-y! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive affirmations, this whimsical affirmation cards deck will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Magical present for anyone seeking a little self-care gift (without the self-helpy-ness). Explore how fans are taking Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe with #affirmators! * 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card * Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and published by Knock Knock

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed!

Get crap done and elicit chuckles with sticky notes that help you stick it to 'em. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. A mini to-do notepad that helps you deal! Cute sticky notes + home office supplies = win-win 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists ... this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office-or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go stuff-doing. Knock Knock pads: making it happen since 2002 Because gifts for office coworkers can be fun-and functional 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

Fall in love all over again with the wit and functionality of our most enduring Knock Knock classics, reimagined as works of everyday art by noted illustrator Kate Bingaman Burt. With their editorial content (virtually) unchanged, these updated bestsellers are pleasantly familiar-and refreshingly refreshed. Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don't lick them. 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive

Kids get all the grief for being fidgety, but adults can squirm with the best of them-and sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts. Packed with five classic activities for young and old alike, the On-the-Go Game Pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.

Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky ! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior-the good, the bad, and the badass. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite badasses, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It'll make their badass day. * As far as gifts for boss go, this baby's the boss-y-est * File under: Kickass Coworker Appreciation Gifts * 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets

The Get Your Shit Together pad is our To Do Pad's tell-it-likeit-is little sis. 60 sheets

Everybody lies-even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies. These sticky notes are just as colorful as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. A to-do list notepad that wants to stick around Wrangle tasks with Knock Knock Sticky Notes 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets

Small Knock Knock sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. When your need to get shit done combines with your desire to purchase funny sticky notes Hit the Knock Knock stationery shop for all your writing needs 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies-just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.

When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity. Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly. Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

Keep it real (and roomy) with these extra big, extra mouthy stickies. They say what's really on your mind, while leaving you plenty of room to jot lists, notes-to-self, and "WTF should we do for dinner?" memos. Express your exasperation with fucking funny sticky notes-the catharsis is real! Sticky notes with lines that are a whole inch bigger than standard stickies, woohoo! 4 x 4 inches; 100 sheets

A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That's right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny (and a totally legit card deck!). In other words, it's the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "royal flush," no? * Know when to hold 'em and when to let 'em rip! * Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.) * 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cards Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.

The carrot-and-stick approach works because rewards are an innate inducement to good behavior. With this pad as your prompt, check off items on your list and treat yourself to a nice adult beverage after you've completed all, most, or even just a few of your tasks. All work, no play-you know the rest! What goes well with Knock Knock Classic Pads? Classic cocktails! A to-do list pad that serves your tasks on the rocks 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

Embrace the power of positive-ish thinking and get an ego boost with this spoonful of Inner-Truth sugar that goes down easy but also keeps it real. It's full of upbeat prompts and motivating (but not mushy) quotes. It's also a longtime Knock Knock classic-ready to inspire you with a totally fresh look! Now go get 'em, tiger. Motivational gifts for anyone trying to live their #bestlife (or whatever) Writing journal that features over 75 uplifting quotes Looking for journals for girls? We so totally got you! Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

Create a treasure trove of letters for your favourite mum. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. * Gift ideas for mum that'll make her cry (in a good way) * Includes scenarios like "Read me when you need to know how much I love you" and "Read me when you miss me" * 7.25 x 4 inches; 9 cards and envelopes

Dispense pleasantries with this hand-lettered gem and turn any boring memorandum into an amusing mini-event. Minding your manners has never been so fun.

Whether you're coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped.

Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your #1 teach will read again and again. Make it as educated, eloquent, or elementary as you please!Gifts for teachers that totally make the gradeFill in the blank gift books: more beloved than book reports!Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 A- 3.25 inches; 112 pages