Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.

Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive affirmations, this whimsical affirmation cards deck will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Magical present for anyone seeking a little self-care gift (without the self-helpy-ness). Explore how fans are taking Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe with #affirmators! * 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card * Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and published by Knock Knock

A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That's right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny (and a totally legit card deck!). In other words, it's the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "royal flush," no? * Know when to hold 'em and when to let 'em rip! * Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.) * 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cards Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.

For bibliophiles, there's no greater pleasure than sharing beloved reads-and no crueler pain than not getting 'em back. With the Personal Library Kit, you can share your favorites, fret-free! Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence. Best of all, this classic bestseller now comes in a fancy new package that looks like an actual book! The perfect gift for book lovers and old-school card catalog fans! If you dig library card pockets, date stampers, and cool book accessories, this beauty's for you 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencilA'

This deck of evening mantras is here to help you chill out, release the day, and stop anxious brain babble in its tracks. Pick a card at random and read it out loud to process the daily hubbub in a healthy, non-stressy sort of way. Repeat as/if/whenever needed! Happier dreams not guaranteed, but 86.5% more probable. Nightly affirmation cards to help you sleep rightly + out-of-sightly. Positive affirmation cards make great gifts for teens-and anyone trying to adult! 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Naomi Sloman Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!

Gah! Modern life is full of crap to overthink ... With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to rethink your overthinking, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!). File under super awesome, funny self help books for men / women / humans of all kinds! A mental health workbook minus the boring "work" part! Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips

Do you think a "third eye" is some kind of alien mutation, and a "spirit guide" is a pep squad leader? Your vocab's about to get a mystical makeover! With humor and classic educational style, these flashcards will help you learn to talk like a real woo-woo guru. You'll never sound unenlightened again! Spiritual humor for aspiring souls! File under: funny inspirational gifts for men, spiritual gifts for women, zen gifts! 4 x 6 x .875 inches; 40 cards, plus instruction card

Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift someone you're thankful for will read again and again. Make it as appreciative, affirming, or adorable as you please!Take friendship gifts to the next level with this upbeat baby Need stocking stuffer ideas for besties, pals, and acquaintances? You're welcome. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 A- 3.25 inches; 112 pages

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists ... this 'things to do' notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office-or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go goal-crushing. You want it all and you shall have it all-with help from this pad! Funny gift for BFFS who love cute notepads, writing pads, and memo pads 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists ... this to do list notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office-or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot checklist-making and on-the-go project-doing. Cute notepads make to-do lists 110-percent more fun Small notepad fits in a pocket, purse, glove box! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

You're doing all the things and making it look good. You deserve a to-do list notepad that does the same! This notepad's neatly divided sections will help you get focused, juggle errands, prioritize goals, and multitask like an MF. Because you're busy AF. File under: productivity notepad, cute office supplies, daily to do list, notepads for work, fun office supplies! Even includes a little space for "you" time! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to note all the things you seriously can't believe you've gotta say, do, list, delegate, or doodle. Now with a smart new look, this Knock Knock classic ensures that even the smallest stuff gets taken seriously. Because funny notepads make great boss day gifts Also works as an office citation notepad! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Make every trip to the loo more amusing with this decidedly irreverent guest book! Filled with witty prompts, checkboxes, and doodle space, the Bathroom Guest Book helps visitors enjoy their time in your bathroom while creating a keepsake in the process. Give "potty humor" a whole new meaning! Unique housewarming gift becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake File under: bathroom journal, guest book alternatives! Hardcover with foil stamping, ribbon page marker; 112 pages; 7.25 x 4.75 inches

Express your truth and bring the love with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and fun as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Cute sticky notes = super Valentine's Day gifts for kids! Make your office memos sweeter with funny office supplies 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Express your truth and bring the funny with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. OMG, these cute sticky notes are a great gift for everyone File under: super funny office supplies + study supplies! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Dispense gratitude with this hand-lettered little prize and turn any boring thank you gift into an amusing mini-event. Minding your manners has never been so fun.

Everybody lies-even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books

This deck of positive affirmation cards offers a breakfast buffet of morning mantras. Pick a card at random, and let its wisdom percolate as you sip your coffee (or whatever you're into). Read it out loud to set an intention for your day-and repeat as/if/whenever needed! For those of us who weren't born fully enlightened, it's nice to have a cheat sheet. Yay! Love yourself cards are a real thing! Uplifting daily cards for teen girls-and anyone who's ever been any age at all 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Naomi Sloman Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!

No matter WTF you need to note, make sure it gets noticed with this classic Knock Knock sticky note now with a supremely stylish pastel look. It's just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or WTF) thoughts. WTF makes a funny office gift? The WTF sticky pad! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Kids get all the grief for being fidgety, but adults can squirm with the best of them-and sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts. Packed with five classic activities for young and old alike, the On-the-Go Game Pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.

Psychologists, gurus, and fairy godmothers agree: gratitude is essential to happiness. And now it's as easy as checking a box. Use this pad to take stock of the good stuff and share your appreciation with others, yourself, or the Universe! Gratitude checklist notepad=magic! Sweet stocking stuffer, funny gift for coworkers! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

Small Knock Knock sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. When your need to get shit done combines with your desire to purchase funny sticky notes Hit the Knock Knock stationery shop for all your writing needs 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky ! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior-the good, the bad, and the badass. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite badasses, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It'll make their badass day. * As far as gifts for boss go, this baby's the boss-y-est * File under: Kickass Coworker Appreciation Gifts * 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets

Is your current religion getting you down? Ready to convert but don't know where to start? This innovative consumer-seeker's guide will help identify the best religion for you. By reviewing apples-to-apples breakdowns of ninety-nine world religions, you'll use proven techniques of comparison shopping to base your decision on things that really matter, like what you'll wear, whether you can have sex, or where you'll go when you die. The ultimate religions of the world reference book & humorous guide for seekers and browsers alike Because spiritual books can be funny + fascinating Paperback; 6.5 x 9 inches; 176 pages; full-color throughout; 55 illustrations