Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech. So, in front of his 512 classmates and their 3,000 relatives, he announced: "I love you, Beth Cooper."

It would have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that Beth, the head cheerleader, has only the vaguest idea who Denis is. And Denis, the captain of the debate team, is so far out of her league he is barely even the same species. And then there's Kevin, Beth's remarkably large boyfriend, who's in town on furlough from the United States Army. Complications ensue.

Earth has survived repeated alien invasions, attacks by hordes of mutants, and the ravages of ancient beasts brought back to life. Now we're in the blissful future . . . for most. J!m, the son of the alien who nearly destroyed the planet, is a brooding, megacephalic rebel with a big forehead and exceptionally oily skin. Along with Johnny, a radioactive biker ape, and Jelly, a gelatinous mass passing as a fat kid, J!m navigates a particularly unpleasant adolescence in which he really is as alienated as he feels, the world might actually be out to get him, and true love is complicated by misunderstanding and incompatible parts. As harmless school antics escalate into explosive events, J!m makes a discovery that will alter the course of civilization, and maybe help his dating life.

Do you like dogs? Babies? Baby dogs? Have you ever eaten ice cream or had love troubles? Wish there were dirty parts in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the book for you.

It's all here: This impressively consecutive collection of funny writing by Larry Doyle, the winner of the 2008 Thurber Prize for American Humor, a former writer for The Simpsons, and the author of I Love You, Beth Cooper, brings together an astonishing range of subjects under the umbrella of hilarious--an umbrella that is your free gift if you order right now.

Too late. But you can still take home this enormously entertaining read, featuring writing from the New Yorker, Esquire, and National Lampoon, along with never-before-seen pieces only available in this exclusive offer. Here's what other happy customers had to say:

" Doyle] is, as his credits suggest, wickedly funny." --New York Times Book Review

"If Earth ever needs an Interplanetary Humor Ambassador, Larry Doyle's the guy."--Washington Post

Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech. So, in front of his 512 classmates and their 3,000 relatives, he announced: "I love you, Beth Cooper."

It would have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that Beth, the head cheerleader, has only the vaguest idea who Denis is. And Denis, the captain of the debate team, is so far out of her league he is barely even the same species. And then there's Kevin, Beth's remarkably large boyfriend, who's in town on furlough from the United States Army. Complications ensue.

Director Joe Dante merges live-action film with animation for this action-packed Looney Tunes adventure. Daffy Duck (voiced by Joe Alaskey), tired of being upstaged by his rival character Bugs Bunny (also voiced by Alaskey), quits Hollywood in the company of fired studio stuntman D.J. Drake (Brendan Fraser). When the pair discover that Drake's father, Damian Drake (Timothy Dalton), a movie actor best known for his roles as Bond-style secret agents, really IS a secret agent, and has been kidnapped by the dreaded Mr Chairman (Steve Martin), they set out to rescue him. Damian knows the secret hiding place of the legendary Blue Monkey Diamond, and Mr Chairman will do whatever it takes to get his hands on it. Meanwhile, Daffy and Drake are being pursued across the world by Bugs Bunny and Warner's Head of Comedy, Kate Houghton (Jenna Elfman), who have realised how essential Daffy is to their successful cartoon-making and want to lure him back to the studio. From Hollywood to Paris, Las Vegas to the African jungle, the mis-matched gang fall into all kinds of madcap adventures.