Did you ever wonder what would happen if a librarian joined a pirate crew? We never did either. But that didn't stop us from writing a very funny play about it. If you think that "Citizen Kane" is still the best movie ever made, then you are in good company and maybe you can get them to read this play also, even though this is non sequitur.

Hippocampus returns to Athens from Troy under a curse from Zeus. He has only two days to sacrifice "that which he holds most dear" or be damned to Hades. His frantic search involves the Oracle at Delphi, Socrates and his girl-friend Asparagus. Partially inspired by an Abbot and Costello routine Sophocles explores every aspect of human life and a few in-human ones.