Freed Aliens is the 2nd Galactic Pool satirical sci-fi comedy adventure. It offers you the old-fashioned, high-quality naughty behavior you've come to expect. Their failed invasion of Earth had produced mixed results. The aliens salvaged Jimmy Fresneaux and his TV fishing show, learned of surfing, and stole some great ideas for galactic cinema. But now economic and artistic change sweeps the Galactic Pool culture, and the political establishment faces a rebellion triggered by underground filmmakers, funded by advertising, and plotted by bureaucratic pest species. The nastiest of the galactic politicians has a back-up plan designed to crush the swarming bureaucrats. But Jimmy and a diverse cast of heroic aliens are on the job - whether they realize it or not. And the local Higher Power is still paying attention - as he becomes less almighty by the day... *Freed Aliens maintains Used Aliens' courteous 10,000-to-1 ratio of regular-words to F-words. *The sex is beyond telepathic this time, but will require some imagination for the full effect.

Used Aliens is a satirical sci-fi comedy about fakery, life across the cosmos, and good-old-fashioned naughty behavior. Aliens are secretly manipulating and filming Jimmy Fresneaux as he struggles to become the next big celebrity fisherman. When a flying saucer crashes into his fishing hole, Jimmy tries to use the stranded survivors to jump-start his TV career. This crash isn't entirely accidental though. Galactic politicians have sabotaged the mission as part of their plan to rule Earth. And they are about to find out what happens when you mess with Earthlings. But a higher power is watching. And he's getting very upset with everyone concerned. But wait. Is an even higher higher power watching too? No. That would be silly. Wow What a good read... sheer inventiveness and subtle humour... laugh out loud moments... UK Reviewer, Chris Proctor ...insightful satire, intelligent wit, an imaginative setting, unique aliens, and even a bit of real science. D. L. Morrese, author of The Warden Series BONUS WARNINGS * *The sex scenes are strictly telepathic, sorry. *81,000 words -- eight and a half of which are the F-word *Satirizes pseudoscience, conspiracy theories, superstition, and certain right-wing politicians.

If you go to live on the Niger River in West Africa, don't forget your pole, your sense of humor, and your camera Provides answers to these important questions: How do you land an electric fish, and what if you screw up? What happens when a cobra tries to get in the boat? Which one lure will catch tigerfish, Nile perch, catfish, Tilapia, etc? Where do you catch a tigerfish, and then how do you deal with its teeth? When is a fish going to kill you if you eat it? Who might you meet, and what are they saying? A two-year account of sport and traditional fishing by a fish biologist Peace Corps Volunteer in Mali, West Africa. This photo-journal contains 19,000 words and 140 black and white photographs. (Plus, get a FREE full-color ebook when you order from Amazon and select the MatchBook offer) Tigerfish opens with sport fishing, and details the author's pursuit of tigerfish, Nile perch, and other species including the dubious dodo. The second part is an account of experiences and observations made during the large community fishing events that take place in the waters of the floodplain during the dry season. The third section provides a brief description and numerous pictures of the life and work of small-scale commercial Somono fishers. The final section documents two traditional fire hunts on the Niger River floodplain. The quality of photos is better than most pictures of the Loch Ness Monster...