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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds
and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason,
everyone--including lawyers and judges themselves--has had a hearty
chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. "Hilarious Lawyer Jokes" pokes
the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted
with humorous jabs for centuries.
From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations,
get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only
three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary
quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and
come out of as a sausage--Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary),
and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can
handle, such as:
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to
himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not
his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but
his car was totaled. "My BMW My BMW " he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're
bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone "
The lawyer looked down and screamed, "My Rolex My Rolex "
In summation, you must find "Hilarious Lawyer Jokes" guilty of
disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for
any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many
hours of laughter.
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