Lots of pomp and circumstance have gone on since Julius Caesar first came, saw and conquered, but this doughty little book heroically captures the true essence of this green and pleasant land in just 106 episodes. This is the story of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales as it has never been told before: a red-white-and-blue compilation of surreal news reports, spoof correspondence and quirky cartoons. From the hooded druids of Stonehenge to the hoodied chavs of the Bluewater Shopping Centre, the nation's towering achievements and darkest hours are amusingly recalled. This updated edition includes the British moments of the past decade, including Bromance, Jezza and bake-offs.

The best speculative fiction published in 2010 at WilyWriters.com includes the following stories: ..."Loathsome Alyce" by Sheila Crosby ..."Memory in the Time of Bones" by Nathan Crowder ..."Complete Artistic control by Bruce Boston ..."Miriam's Song" by Larry Lefkowitz ..."9 Curzon Place" by Daniel W. Powell ..."She's a Liquid" by Ever Dundas ..."Aftershocks" by Craig D.B. Patton ..."Outsourced" by Shelly Li ..."Absolution" by Matt Adams ..."Grandmonster" by Sasha Janel McBrayer ..."The Tunnel" by Matt Cowens ..."Reckoning" by Bruce Golden ..."Stuff of the Elder Gods" by K.C. Ball ..."Timeshare" by Fred Warren ..."A Necessity of the Present" by Jeremy Zimmerman ..."Puppet Play" by Kelli D. Meyer The futures of which we're now dreaming are taking on new twists and turns of the imagination. One could easily say that each of the stories in this volume take place in the future where magic has returned, technology has abandoned us, aliens have invaded us, or we ourselves have evolved-or devolved-beyond our ability to predict.

This book makes up a collection of cautionary tales about the undignified ways you can kick the bucket - and they're all true! The vegetarian who was killed with a frozen leg of lamb, the cyclist who swallowed his own dentures and the burglar who fell head-first into a toilet and drowned... These are just a few of the true reports which reveal some of the silliest ways a whole host of unlucky people have bought the farm.