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When Savannah "Van Demon" Diamond comes to town she ruins
everything for Mick. She takes over his favorite hang out, outruns
him in gym class, and worst of the worst-his little brother has a
crush on her. Devising a plan to get her kicked out of school and
moved out of Beachwood is simple. Dealing with Savannah's
mind-blowing revenge is Mick's most challenging adventure yet. Join
Mick as he thwarts insidious traps and deadly weaponry, fighting
against the most cunning of enemies. Catastrophe looms for all of
Beachwood unless Mick can put aside his pride, join forces with his
rival, and destroy the new girl's killer robot army. Lexile(R)
measure 630L San Francisco Book Review selects Slug Pie Story #3 as
a Tweens Must-Read New-Release Book 2015; IndieB.R.A.G. Medallion
Honoree December 2015 from the backcover: Don't antagonize the new
girl at school. She just might create robot soldiers to enact her
revenge and terrorize your friends and family. Well don't let their
sharp teeth and quick speed intimidate you. Just follow my simple
steps for How to Destroy the New Girl's Killer Robot Army. Wimps
should put this book down and hide under the bed instead. I hope
you last out the night. But if you're brave enough, come join me in
thwarting booby traps, disarming deadly weapons, and dodging
flesh-searing lasers as we set out to destroy a lot of nasty metal
minions.
Armed with a pitchfork, miner's hat, and map, Mick Bogerman dares
to hunt for pirate treasure in Zombie Cave. His little brother
Finley is tied up at the beach. Literally--Mick tied him up. No one
needs a little brother tagging along when you're going to slay the
undead. But Mick soon wishes he'd taken some human company with
him, because lurking in every corner, reaching from every crevice,
is another hungry corpse. No wonder the place is named Zombie Cave!
And finding treasure in the twisty tunnels is a lot harder when
your map disintegrates. And man-oh-man the cold, dark tide chases
fast. But the worst part about fighting off ravenous flesh-eaters
is the one monster deadlier than a regular zombie ...the worst of
the worst ...Pirate Pete. Lexile(R) measure 670L Horror Novel
Reviews selects Slug Pie Story #1 as one of the Top Ten Children's
Horror Stories from the backcover: Flesh-eaters got your gold? When
Zombie Pirates guard the treasure that can help your family, no
worries, you came to the right place. Follow my simple steps for
How to Navigate Zombie Cave and Defeat Pirate Pete. Younger
brothers may need to be tied up. Swimming skills are a definite
plus. Gag reflexes will be tested. Scaredy-cats should set this
book down right now.But if you can handle a pitchfork, come along
with me on a death-defying adventure to slay the undead and snag
some pirate gold. Mick Bogerman
All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to
swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take
care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly
didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it
genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick
when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep
end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he
battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes
with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and
reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon.
Lexile(R) measure 570L National Indie Excellence(R) Awards selects
Slug Pie Story #2 as a 2015 Finalist from the backcover: Let the
mermaid re-education begin. Toss most everything you know about
mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish
tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas.
They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek.
But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws
into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them
lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How
to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.
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