Dorps are charming chubby little creatures, just over two thirds of a metre high and covered from the tip of their toes to the top of their little pointy heads in thick straggly white fur. They have long arms and large hands, short legs and wide-splayed feet - all the better for walking on deep snow. The only thing that sets them apart from Dorp copy-cats, is a tummy pouch in which they carry their food for the day. When the small village of Dorpington is attacked by King Spink's terrifying, fearsome henchmen, the Stompers, it can mean only one thing - the villagers have all been dragged-off to work as slaves in the evil King's mines. The only two surviving Dorps - Dongal and his little friend Doodle, are left with no-choice - they must set-off immediately on an amazing adventure to rescue their friends and families from the Stompers, armed only with their wits and... snowballs!

Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak. He's the most extraordinary maker of GROT in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY. And, do you know who Marley Sucket is? Well, he's probably one of the worst examples of the human race - ever! But he's not the only one visiting the GROT LABORATORY. There's ORSON PLOOP - heir to the great Ploop Blaster (TM) kazoo fortune, VICTORIA SCABB - a selfish, spoilt, brat of a girl, who happens to be 259th in-line to the British throne, VIOLA MUDGUARD - millionaire ex-Wollywood movie star and SPIKE PEECEE - Techno-mad, who only communicates via his ePad. But what incredible secrets will they discover in BILLY PLONKA'S GROT LABORATORY? The tour is about to begin. Please don't wander off. Yes, you I'm talking to! Mr. Plonka would hate to lose you along the way... BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY is the 100% official unofficial parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time.