Jessica is a successful, attractive 34-year-old woman. She's the director of Tanktown's favorite charity, New Heights Ministries, a home for wayward girls sponsored by the town's richest men. She hasn't had to have sex for over five years. Everything is going perfectly but now a mobster is threatening to take it all away from her. In his long career Ratface may have done a few things which weren't entirely legit but he's from the old school. He has his rules and he sticks to them. He's semi-retired now and living in a sleepy Florida beach town. All he wants is a bit of respect and to be part of his new community, but Tanktown's elite are just a bunch of snobs. They hate Swedes but they are going to pay. Oh, and there's a metrosexual police chief, an amoral clergyman, a couple of slackers and an identical twin sister.