At last...you were all waiting with 'bated breath' I know (my Boyle-Breath novels #1, 2, & 3 are all out now also)...here's my 3RD "WHOOP'S" collection of Apostrophe, Spelling, and other 'word' error slip-ups. Happily, it has got to the stage that (photographed) mistakes are being rectified by the perpetrators themselves (some have even spotted me, mobile in hand); and I have myself started to fix the odd (so far) fox's paw (see the all-too-brief 'Wrong +Fixed' input - Chapter 1) One hundred (plus) more mistooks caught in their prime bleakness for you, including the 'usual suspect' chapters of pure plain awful Ap and Sp errors; and 'abroad'...accidents Add a section of 'One Wrong One Right'; a section of 'Firm' headliners where they just don't seem to care about correctness anymore, and a compendium of my beloved 'Just Weird' cock-ups and we're laughing all the way...to the bank ('NOT ' says my Ed. also known as Edith my good wife). Laugh, cry, enjoy Buy?

Hi, Hope you enjoy my horrid 'Whoops Apostrophe' findings - WHOOP'S in the title for the humour; ... in the title as there are lots of other errors in here, shock

Apostrophe errors are my favourite horror, but I have 'snapped' so many others...and have 'chaptered' them, to file similar types of errors together. I suppose that you could say some spelling errors are more typesetting mistakes...but hey somebody's to blame in there, every time

Plenty more in my mobile phone's memory, and every day I see and capture more...for posterity ? In shop windows, in cafes, in businesses, in pubs; on cars, vans, on the TV...in Scotland, England, Ireland; in Amsterdam recently, and all over Europe ('and' Turkey ). Australia...

Thought long and hard about adding witty and / or informative 'captions' under many of the images, especially as regards locations; but in the final analysis decided to let the visual nature of the 'humour' speak for itself

And oh I know it's our modern world's 'fault' really, really? Technology - texting, e-mails, Facebook...leads to phonetic spellings and not 'bothering' with Capital letters... Mobile phones especially - I've got to press at least 6 times to even get to an '

Apostrophes don't seem even to be taught anymore either, certainly not in any continuous form.

Smile, and learn?

MLP (March '13)

(Read any of MLP's BOYLE-BREATH series of books yet? Three so far; 4 and 5 on their way All also published by authorhouse.com).

Teacher Mr Bernard Boyle (aka Bernard0 B0ilinni Ringhi0 di R0ssi of the Orb Zeronia) was almost out of breath, but never of magical Boyle-Breaths - good and bad ('BOYLE-BREATH' - Bk1). Bernard had just been made Acting Head at Roquefort High School, and Bernard0 had saved a teenage school suicide 'jumper' off Roquefort's infamous '3Rs' bridge, its Rogue-Rapids Roadbridge; but at the action-packed end of Bernard's first term as a Depute Head ('BOYLE-BREATH BREATHES' - Bk2) the High's Mr Damien Mortenson had resigned. Aaron Brown somehow had survived; but Damien had had enough, especially his having found out that school bully-chief Nikki Dedson's evil-mentor Cameron Mitchell was his own (previously sent for adoption) son Quite why Dedson's helper-in-chief Aaron Brown had tried to kill himself was a secret known only to the Bernards and the boy himself. A new school term beckoned, so schoolchildren and their families did too (indeed Boyle's half-Zero children Rino and Zea were now both 13 - younger Zero girls catching up with '0' brothers in actual human age as well as the usual intelligence and behaviour). Bullying was continuing also; seances, ghosts and vampires, dream-haunting and clinical depression - but murder? Social Workers, they're always about somewhere, always for the best yeah? Immigrants and gypsies, angels and devils, tattooists and em referees? IEDs... (But what if that Time-shifting sniper Mortenson had been able to pull the trigger on Lady Di...; what if the Confederates won the American Civil War...would Abraham Lincoln have become a Vampire Slayer? That 'Butterfly Effect' theory, Ray, does it hold truth? Really, really?) Father Stephen O'Reilly, what of him...a Time-travelling priest? Bless me Father Remember HIM &HER? Mm well of course you do What if Richard and Faith decided to get married and tell everyone everything in the end? Nikki Dedson: the Bully extraordinaire? Yes, he's still alive, but he's in two worlds now. Is he still a bully? Of course he is, and in both Boyle-Breath is a stinker, but with all those earthly pongs and perfumes at his beck and call he could, he had, and he would continue to help change noses, minds, lives, worlds What was Mr Boyle to do first though? How was his Zeronian 'half' Bernard0 to help? Where was a question: Earth &/or Zeronia? When was the subsequent problem...the Past, the Present; the Future They'd begin...at the End. "Boyle-Breath Breathes" - 'BREATHTAKING ' The Zeronian Bugle.

Hi again, Hope that you've enjoyed my "WHOOP'S APOSTROPHE... " #1, because here's #2...another 100 crazy photographs of mad apostrophe (and spelling) errors from around the globe, fae Bonnie Scotland all the way 'Doon Under' to Australia Funny they are...horrid also, as the poor English teacher in me captures the error...but with a fair-sized (and apostrophe-shaped) lump in my throat Enjoy THE HUMOUR IS IN THE HORROR MLP June 2013 P.S. Read Matt Engels' "I demand an end to the apostrophe" piece in 'The Guardian' 6/6/2000 - enjoy, laugh; smile at the "Greengrocers' Apostrophe" bit...but disagree Please (Read any of MLP's own 'Sci-fi' fiction in his ongoing "Boyle-Breath" Series yet? Number 3, "BOYLE-BREATH BEGINS BACK at the END" is out very soon ("Boyle-Breath" and "Boyle-Breath Breathes" its sequel, lie smelling in wait for you now at authorhouse.com). mlp.com for more info

READ THIS BOOK AND YOU'LL NEVER SMELL THE SAME AGAIN

Bernadette Burnett should smell (she did die in 'Boyle-Breath') but instead she brings a breath of fresh air, and lots more, to Roquefort High School.

Not quite C. S. I. but 'Burt' wants to find out...first why she's back at all, then em why she killed herself ?

Bernard Boyle will help again of course, with smells, odours, whiffs and stinks, even 'The Comfy Chair'? Snipers and Social Workers, ghosts and ghouls, boils and bullying, dreams and surprises, angels and devils will as always get in the way...

Heaven and Hell basically, i. e. Life on the Planet Earth continues...

Zeronia, that 'Social Workers of the Galaxy' orb, tries to help again with all those other everyday human problems - families, especially teenagers; gangs; pregnancy; with firestarting, dyslexia, alcoholism and UFOs; vampires, love and money? Crossing the road...

Human beings try to help, a dog does also

HELL IS A PUNCTUATION ERROR

At last...you were all waiting with 'bated breath' I know (my Boyle-Breath novels #1, 2, & 3 are all out now also)...here's my 3RD "WHOOP'S" collection of Apostrophe, Spelling, and other 'word' error slip-ups. Happily, it has got to the stage that (photographed) mistakes are being rectified by the perpetrators themselves (some have even spotted me, mobile in hand); and I have myself started to fix the odd (so far) fox's paw (see the all-too-brief 'Wrong +Fixed' input - Chapter 1) One hundred (plus) more mistooks caught in their prime bleakness for you, including the 'usual suspect' chapters of pure plain awful Ap and Sp errors; and 'abroad'...accidents Add a section of 'One Wrong One Right'; a section of 'Firm' headliners where they just don't seem to care about correctness anymore, and a compendium of my beloved 'Just Weird' cock-ups and we're laughing all the way...to the bank ('NOT ' says my Ed. also known as Edith my good wife). Laugh, cry, enjoy Buy?

Teacher Mr Bernard Boyle (aka Bernard0 B0ilinni Ringhi0 di R0ssi of the Orb Zeronia) was almost out of breath, but never of magical Boyle-Breaths - good and bad ('BOYLE-BREATH' - Bk1). Bernard had just been made Acting Head at Roquefort High School, and Bernard0 had saved a teenage school suicide 'jumper' off Roquefort's infamous '3Rs' bridge, its Rogue-Rapids Roadbridge; but at the action-packed end of Bernard's first term as a Depute Head ('BOYLE-BREATH BREATHES' - Bk2) the High's Mr Damien Mortenson had resigned. Aaron Brown somehow had survived; but Damien had had enough, especially his having found out that school bully-chief Nikki Dedson's evil-mentor Cameron Mitchell was his own (previously sent for adoption) son Quite why Dedson's helper-in-chief Aaron Brown had tried to kill himself was a secret known only to the Bernards and the boy himself. A new school term beckoned, so schoolchildren and their families did too (indeed Boyle's half-Zero children Rino and Zea were now both 13 - younger Zero girls catching up with '0' brothers in actual human age as well as the usual intelligence and behaviour). Bullying was continuing also; seances, ghosts and vampires, dream-haunting and clinical depression - but murder? Social Workers, they're always about somewhere, always for the best yeah? Immigrants and gypsies, angels and devils, tattooists and em referees? IEDs... (But what if that Time-shifting sniper Mortenson had been able to pull the trigger on Lady Di...; what if the Confederates won the American Civil War...would Abraham Lincoln have become a Vampire Slayer? That 'Butterfly Effect' theory, Ray, does it hold truth? Really, really?) Father Stephen O'Reilly, what of him...a Time-travelling priest? Bless me Father Remember HIM &HER? Mm well of course you do What if Richard and Faith decided to get married and tell everyone everything in the end? Nikki Dedson: the Bully extraordinaire? Yes, he's still alive, but he's in two worlds now. Is he still a bully? Of course he is, and in both Boyle-Breath is a stinker, but with all those earthly pongs and perfumes at his beck and call he could, he had, and he would continue to help change noses, minds, lives, worlds What was Mr Boyle to do first though? How was his Zeronian 'half' Bernard0 to help? Where was a question: Earth &/or Zeronia? When was the subsequent problem...the Past, the Present; the Future They'd begin...at the End. "Boyle-Breath Breathes" - 'BREATHTAKING ' The Zeronian Bugle.

Hi, Hope you enjoy my horrid 'Whoops Apostrophe' findings - WHOOP'S in the title for the humour; ... in the title as there are lots of other errors in here, shock

Apostrophe errors are my favourite horror, but I have 'snapped' so many others...and have 'chaptered' them, to file similar types of errors together. I suppose that you could say some spelling errors are more typesetting mistakes...but hey somebody's to blame in there, every time

Plenty more in my mobile phone's memory, and every day I see and capture more...for posterity ? In shop windows, in cafes, in businesses, in pubs; on cars, vans, on the TV...in Scotland, England, Ireland; in Amsterdam recently, and all over Europe ('and' Turkey ). Australia...

Thought long and hard about adding witty and / or informative 'captions' under many of the images, especially as regards locations; but in the final analysis decided to let the visual nature of the 'humour' speak for itself

And oh I know it's our modern world's 'fault' really, really? Technology - texting, e-mails, Facebook...leads to phonetic spellings and not 'bothering' with Capital letters... Mobile phones especially - I've got to press at least 6 times to even get to an '

Apostrophes don't seem even to be taught anymore either, certainly not in any continuous form.

Smile, and learn?

MLP (March '13)

(Read any of MLP's BOYLE-BREATH series of books yet? Three so far; 4 and 5 on their way All also published by authorhouse.com).

Hi again, Hope that you've enjoyed my "WHOOP'S APOSTROPHE... " #1, because here's #2...another 100 crazy photographs of mad apostrophe (and spelling) errors from around the globe, fae Bonnie Scotland all the way 'Doon Under' to Australia Funny they are...horrid also, as the poor English teacher in me captures the error...but with a fair-sized (and apostrophe-shaped) lump in my throat Enjoy THE HUMOUR IS IN THE HORROR MLP June 2013 P.S. Read Matt Engels' "I demand an end to the apostrophe" piece in 'The Guardian' 6/6/2000 - enjoy, laugh; smile at the "Greengrocers' Apostrophe" bit...but disagree Please (Read any of MLP's own 'Sci-fi' fiction in his ongoing "Boyle-Breath" Series yet? Number 3, "BOYLE-BREATH BEGINS BACK at the END" is out very soon ("Boyle-Breath" and "Boyle-Breath Breathes" its sequel, lie smelling in wait for you now at authorhouse.com). mlp.com for more info

READ THIS BOOK AND YOU'LL NEVER SMELL THE SAME AGAIN

Bernadette Burnett should smell (she did die in 'Boyle-Breath') but instead she brings a breath of fresh air, and lots more, to Roquefort High School.

Not quite C. S. I. but 'Burt' wants to find out...first why she's back at all, then em why she killed herself ?

Bernard Boyle will help again of course, with smells, odours, whiffs and stinks, even 'The Comfy Chair'? Snipers and Social Workers, ghosts and ghouls, boils and bullying, dreams and surprises, angels and devils will as always get in the way...

Heaven and Hell basically, i. e. Life on the Planet Earth continues...

Zeronia, that 'Social Workers of the Galaxy' orb, tries to help again with all those other everyday human problems - families, especially teenagers; gangs; pregnancy; with firestarting, dyslexia, alcoholism and UFOs; vampires, love and money? Crossing the road...

Human beings try to help, a dog does also

HELL IS A PUNCTUATION ERROR