Are you a bit of an Ogre? No seriously, I know you are out there. Living and hiding amongst us for as long as we have existed as a species, Ogres are special. An Ogre's dog is even more so. Ogres are a species from another planet. The ones that live on Earth are aware they are different, not that they are aliens. Kip is happier than a dog with two tails, that Jevin, his pet Ogre has found love with Sally. Sally thought her pottery fairies were fairly realistic, but it was only after she met some that she realised she was wrong, she has no clue about Jevin's Grimm heritage. The Realm is not a place to be entered lightly and for humans to leave usually proves impossible. Karl was an ordinary Ogre, but he had difficulty thinking anywhere in the vicinity of the box. The Pyramids were not built in a day, or were they? This story is based on actual events that purportedly happened in an alternate reality.

Matthew and Marcie Hatch live in a Mews in central London with their Poodle, Poodley. Life has been good to them, Marcie is possibly going to be the next UK Prime Minister and Matt's career as an engineer in the arms industry has been, shall we say interesting. Everything changes when an incident at Matt's work, makes him face the truth about everything he has been doing since he left school. After totally losing his calm during a live TV interview, things take a dramatic turn for the worst. Marcie is kidnapped and Matt unwittingly and unwillingly becomes the figurehead of a British revolution, the kind of revolt not seen since Oliver Cromwell came ashore in Torquay. With the help of Jasmine his strange but sexy neighbour, he must save Marcie and stop the revolt from becoming a bloodbath.