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Kitty's owners are home with a big surprise for Kitty. But what is it? Kitty, reeling in horror, thinks it's a . . . dog. The neighbor cats are convinced it's a cat. But we all know that it's really a BABY!
With Nick Bruel's trademark mix of antic humor (this time involving a Kitty game show and the Kitty Olympics―which the baby wins hands down), riotous illustrations, total mayhem, and Uncle Murray Fun Facts, this may be the funniest Kitty book yet, and the one that hits closest to home.
Bad Kitty Meets the Baby is the winner of the 2012 Children's Choice Book Awards for Third to Fourth Grade Book of the Year.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, YOU SMELL BAD.
Kitty does not like Valentine's Day. Because no one has given Kitty
a Valentine. But maybe to get a Valentine, Kitty has to give a
Valentine . . . It's not easy. But when Puppy notices Kitty's
efforts, He steps up to the plate.
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, not a
creature was stirring . . .
Except for BAD KITTY." A greedy Bad Kitty didn't get all the
presents she wanted for Christmas, but after she goes on a
Christmas caper across town and through three alphabets, she makes
a new friend, finds an old friend, and learns the true meaning of
Christmas. Or not.
"Get ready to party "
It's Bad Kitty's birthday, and she's wishing for a special gift. If
she doesn't get it, well . . . things won't be pretty for her
guests. The guest list includes Chatty Kitty, Strange Kitty, Stinky
Kitty, and her other neighborhood "pals." Plus, don't forget Uncle
Murray and Poor Puppy Join in on the fun in this riotous companion
to Bad Kitty Gets a Bath
Pet owners beware! Bad Kitty really needs a bath, and she is forced
to take one in this hysterical new illustrated how-to for young
readers. The following are some items you will need for Kitty's
bath: one bathtub, plenty of water, dry towels, a suit of armor, a
letter to your loved ones, clean underwear (because stressful
situations can cause "accidents"), an ambulance in your driveway
with the engine running, and, oh, yeah, you'll also need Kitty . .
. but good luck with that! Kitty is at her worst in this riotous
how-to guide filled with bad smells, cautionary tales of horror,
and hopefully by the end . . . some soap.
All Kitty wants to do is play her favorite video game. But Kitty
has been playing her video game for FIVE hours. Now it's time for
Kitty to: go outside, draw a picture, read a book, do anything
other than play video games. Kitty doesn't want to do any of these
things. . . but eventually she does anyway, and discovers that some
things are way more fun than video games.
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