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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, YOU SMELL BAD.
Kitty does not like Valentine's Day. Because no one has given Kitty
a Valentine. But maybe to get a Valentine, Kitty has to give a
Valentine . . . It's not easy. But when Puppy notices Kitty's
efforts, He steps up to the plate.
SOMETIMES THE MOST UNLIKELY PAIRS MAKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. A
hilarious prehistoric yarn for newly-independent readers from a
master of children's animal stories.
All pterodactyls know that flying dinosaurs are superior, and
all apatosauruses know that any dinosaur with only two legs is
surely second-class. Nosy, a pterodactyl, and Banty, an
apatosaurus, become great friends even though their parents have
forbidden them to play together. With Nosy's fast flying and
Banty's smarts, the two take on the biggest predator on the Great
Plain, and conquer their parents' prejudices in one great
adventure.
Kitty's life is really hard. Like really, REALLY hard. All she asks
for is twenty-two hours a day to sleep and food to be delivered
morning and night. But does she get it? No. And when Puppy and Baby
get a little rambunctious during her naptime, Kitty gets bonked on
the head and starts to believe she's . . . a dog. This new dynamic
freaks out Puppy, so he's sent away to Uncle Murray's Camp for
Stressed-Out Dogs to relax with other canine campers. But guess who
sneaks along? Still believing she's a dog, Kitty fits right in.
That is until she and Uncle Murray encounter a bear, and then the
feline claws come out. Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty Camp Daze is perfect
for any kid with or without camping experience.
Pet owners beware! Bad Kitty really needs a bath, and she is forced
to take one in this hysterical new illustrated how-to for young
readers. The following are some items you will need for Kitty's
bath: one bathtub, plenty of water, dry towels, a suit of armor, a
letter to your loved ones, clean underwear (because stressful
situations can cause "accidents"), an ambulance in your driveway
with the engine running, and, oh, yeah, you'll also need Kitty . .
. but good luck with that! Kitty is at her worst in this riotous
how-to guide filled with bad smells, cautionary tales of horror,
and hopefully by the end . . . some soap.
It's snowing. Kitty has never seen snow. So Kitty looks it up on
the computer. Snow is wet. Snow is cold. Snow is slippery. Okay.
Bad Kitty can handle this. She'll just put on her snow gear and
try. . . in Nick Bruel's Bad Kitty Does Not Like Snow.
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