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A hilarious collection of the funniest family-friendly jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, and anecdotes from the past 100 years of Reader’s Digest magazine. A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away.
Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine.
- If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? –Milton Berle
- The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.”
- Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. –Dearborn Independent
- Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!”
- Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. –Jay Leno
This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.
This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other
lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from "Reader's Digest"
magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny
bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons,
quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke
writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting
compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines,
illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction
Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the
floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill
comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak " Charles Dickens
walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive
or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He
has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when
you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault."
-Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once
said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."
More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines, Drawn from one of the
most popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this collection
of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is
just what the doctor ordered.
The indispensable reference guide for every homeowner, guaranteed
to help you maintain and improve your home while saving time and
money. Covering everything from replacing faulty faucets and
showerheads to curing the quirks of an air conditioner, this book
provides step-by-step illustrated instructions, plus a
comprehensive chapter on tools. Includes more than 3,000
instructional photographs, illustrations, charts, and diagrams. Let
New Fix-It-Yourself Manual guide you through: * Fixing a broken
dryer by testing the thermostat, thermal fuse, heating coils, etc.
* Troubleshooting electric and gas range problems and fixing them *
Reupholstering and reweaving chair seats * Stocking up on the
proper tools and supplies for fixing electronics * Installing,
testing, and repairing speakers, including maintaining proper
polarity * Repairing broken handbags and suitcases properly and
professionally * Fixing small engines in yard and workshop tools *
Restoring broken air conditioners, heaters, and dehumidifiers *
Safely disassembling, testing, and repairing a chain saw REVIEW
AUTHORBIO
This volume offers the reader all the guidance necessary to choose
suitable plants so the garden looks good, no matter what the
season.
The ultimate stitch-and-seam reference book for both beginners and
seasoned sewers includes thousands of illustrations and diagrams
for each stage of the sewing process. In this updated edition,
sewers will find:
20 new modern projects from Simplicity(r) patterns; includes
updated photographs Instructions for making smart trousers,
traditional curtains, a light summer dress, kids' clothes, a beach
towel, patchwork bag, and more Tips on how to select the right
equipment, choose the perfect fabric, and use the right technique
for every project Foolproof ways to discover the perfect pattern
size and how to incorporate only the most flattering design details
This guide is written for South Africans and was compiled in
conjunction with some of the country's leading crime-fighters. The
police, legal experts, self-defence specialists, family violence
counsellors and many others have pooled their experience to help
readers protect themselves and their loved ones from crime.
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