This hilarious and adorable collection of cats highlights the quirky behaviors of your favorite furry friends. They leave dead animals on your doorstep. They intentionally knock everything off of your countertops. They leave scratch marks on your nice furniture and attack your calf muscles. They sleep on your laptop when you're using it. They somehow get hair on every single article of clothing you own, and then some. They are the epitome of sass and poise. But behind that aloof personality and penetrating stare are the wonderful cats we all love. This book chronicles the baffling behavior and ever-changing attitudes of these fuzzy felines with 50 comical photographs and illustrations. From cats who think they're mountain lions to the ones who are plotting to take over the world, the temperaments of these grumpy and (somewhat) affectionate animals will be recognized by cat lovers everywhere. Whether you have a cat who is capable of incredible feats of acrobatics, or one who makes a habit of crashing straight into walls (or one who does both just a few minutes apart), this book captures the secret inner workings of your cat's brain. Purr-fect for crazy cat parents and anyone else who is owned by a cat, these lovable, playful, ridiculous, and slightly unhinged cats will have all readers laughing.

With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent! This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww� moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the F**k to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky Changing diapers around the clock Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom) Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible And much more! Congratulations, You’re Becoming a Parent is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family