Exploitation auteur Donovan Winter ('Some Like it Sexy') directs this x-rated down-at-heel tale of lonely souls looking for love at Christmas. Broken up into a series of distinct stories set in and around a London escort agency, the film provides solid evidence of just how sleazy dating agencies were in the 1970s.

Austrian commandant Major Otto Hecht (Roger Moore) is carrying out Hitler's orders to loot ancient art treasures on the Greek island of Athena, unaware that local resistance leader Zeno (Telly Savalas) is hatching a plot to defeat him. A group of freedom fighters land on the island to battle the Nazi forces, freeing the slave labour prisoners in the process.