A children's book written for children over the age of 30. Starving-Writer Aleister Smiley takes a job returning unread manuscripts and depositing reading fees. He shortly finds himself whisked into Never Ever Land where he can Never Ever be published. Provinces of Never Ever Land parody the plight of the writer in this new age of formula loving editors, agents and publishers.

The heart of a quiet, peaceful village, ripped open by the remorseless vitriol of a sadistic predator drives kith and kin on a hunt for the hunter. Falling in with unknown races and cultures, they are forced to overcome prejudice and distrust in their drive for a common interest, to live in freedom from terror. Woven through this history of the blending of the races, the quest of Angus Williamson to rescue his love from a dreadful affliction becomes central to the ultimate conclusion of the conflict. Angus wanders beyond his dreams on a horse of the once divine, gathering weapons he doesn't understand to fulfill a purpose he has yet to discover. His journeys teach him much, but above all, he learns, there are worse fates that can befall a man, than death.