Limericks, Jokes and Other Such Rubbish is a rich mixture of comical topics, all clean, including original limericks, cute things kids said, names with witty connotations, strange true stories, blonde jokes, puns, Scottish jokes, unusual snippets from actual church bulletins, thoughtful quotes of famous folks and lots of passed-on humor. All is included that we may have a hearty laugh, and not intended to be hurtful to anyone.

This book is about James Edmon and JoAnn (Webb) Sandlin's life and family. It includes where they went to school, when they met and married and detailed information about their children, and grandchildren. It follows James through his service to his country in the Marines and his education and career. But even more than this, it tells of his dedication and service to his church and their travels and the many friends that he and JoAnn made through the years. James also traces his and JoAnn's ancestors and the impression that their families made on their lives. This book is a great chronicle of a wonderful family and is a treasure trove of history. Includes hundreds of photos and numerous articles.

Silas Marner: The Weaver of Raveloe is the third novel penned by George Eliot, a pseudonym for Victorian author Mary Anne Evans, first published in England in 1861. It is a dramatic tale of a reclusive weaver, which in strong realism depicts the author's sophisticated treatments of her attitude toward religion. In a script set in the early 19th century, Silas Marner is a member of a small Calvinist congregation in Lantern Yard, a slum street in an unnamed city in the North of England. He is falsely accused of stealing the congregation's funds while caring for a very ill deacon. A pocket-knife belonging to Marner and the bag formerly containing the money are found in his house. It appears evident to Silas that his best friend, William Dane, has framed him, because he had lent the pocket-knife to William a short while before, and had not seen it since. Silas is proclaimed guilty by the members of his church and the woman he was to marry rejects him, and later weds Dane. With his life and his heart ripped apart, Silas leaves Lantern Yard and the city he has long called home. Marner heads south, settling near the village of Raveloe, where he lives as a recluse, plying his trade of weaving, and hoarding his earnings. When his gold is stolen by Dunstan Cass, the dissolute young son of a squire, who is the town's leading landowner, Silas sinks into a deep depression, despite the villagers' attempts to aid him. "Dunsey" Cass disappears, and once again no association is made between the thief and the theft. Godfrey Cass, Dunsey's elder brother, also harbors a dark secret. On a cold winter's night, an event occurs by which this enigma will affect Marner in a way that no one could expect. A product of this secret is a two-year-old child which ends up on Marner's hearth, and changes his life forever. Symbolically, Silas has been robbed of his material gold but has it returned to him in the golden-haired toddler whom he keeps and names Eppie, for his mother. Follow this exciting adventure and discover the true meaning of life and love.

This fascinating work unveils the origins and meanings of almost 400 common English cliches, idioms, axioms, proverbs, similes, and curious words and catch-phrases, salted with a hint of humor. It is a myth-buster on the origins of a number of them. If you think you know the full scoop on "Your name is mud," and the international distress signal, "SOS," you are likely wrong. What about "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?" and "Caught red handed?" Did "Cleanliness is next to godliness" come from the Bible? The book is illustrated and lists hundreds of references from books, plays, films, songs, poems, and even currency, letters and court records. Delve into this unique tome which is better by 'a country mile' than many others of its type.

In what may just be the most detailed, accurate and comprehensive book of its type ever published, Stanley J. St. Clair, author of On the Origin of the Cliches and Evolution of Idioms, delves deep into the history of phrases and common English expressions, exposing numerous misconceptions and incorrect previously published origins. By enlarging the page size, using smaller print, and removing the illustrations and humorous antidotes, St. Clair is able to include all of the entries in his two previous volumes and double the combined number in this remarkable work. Many of our common catchphrases are actually misquotes, often even attributed wrongly. Did you know that "Me Tarzan, you Jane" was never used in any Tarzan book or movie? Are you aware of the fact that "Elementary, my dear Watson" never appeared in any of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes novels? Then from where did these quotes originate? Did you know that "umpteenth time" was in use almost 100 years before top printed sources claim? Did you know that "God willing and the Creeks don't rise" originally had nothing to do with streams of water? Did you know that "How do you like them apples?" was not referring to the fruit, and that the date of its first appearance in print is often wrongly stated? Unlike most phrase dictionaries, in many cases this work not only gives the definition and most likely origin, but early citations as well. With entries as ancient as "By the skin of my teeth" to as new as "Kicking the can down the road," this comprehensive work is sure to appeal to seekers of truth everywhere. The author welcomes your comments.

A pensive assortment of the nostalgic poetry of Stan St. Clair spaning nearly three decades. Many of these were previously published in newspapers, magazines and books, as well as on Internet sites. A large number, however, appear in print for the first time in this classy volume. Graced by a striling cover, this book is sure to be a treasured part of the libraries of poetry lovers the world over..

Meeting my old world family connections from the St. Clair, old Masonic and Templar original root families, of many different noble families, my curiosity to remove the veil between the old world and the new drove me to dig very deep. My internal question of "what is there in a name?" inspired me to keep searching until I finally discovered that our own family is a direct paternal descendant of the King of Tara (all Ireland) from 832 to 846. We apparently were hidden away so our uncle, the King of the Picts and of Scotland, as well as others, could not molest our heritage. This book is a bit of the summary of some of these discoveries and other teachings and understandings from our families. Following the root of related names with the help of DNA and other research we will hopefully unravel an astounding mystery that should impact many hundreds of families in their understanding of who they truly are and what their real responsibilities are in carrying the chalice forward.

Beyond the Thistle Patch is a nostalgic visit to the rural Blue Ridge Mountains of Western North Carolina and Northeastern Georgia during the 1950s and '60s. It unveils the tender autobiographical story of the author's childhood and his journey through innocence to come to grips with the world into which he is being thrust A great book for young teens, and anyone who lived in that magical era.

Were there intelligent civilizations on our planet prior to our human race? What did the ancients believe about the giants documented in various pre-historic writings who wreaked havoc in the Antediluvian age? Did they survive the Great Deluge? What does DNA tell us about the Neanderthals? Who was the mysterious biblical Melchizedek of Abraham's day? Can the origin of the Hyksos kings of the 15th Egyptian Dynasty be identified? Did the "Witch of Endor" really conjure the spirit of Samuel at the bidding of King Saul? What happened to the "Ten Lost Tribes" of Israel? Using in-depth comparisons with ancient texts, coupled with archeological and DNA findings, biblical scholar and genealogist Stan St. Clair attacks these and other difficult questions of historical significance. You may find some surprising conclusions.