Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes. The Marquis de Sade * Possession? Obsession? Reincarnation? Or a fifteen year old sadistic psychopath on a killing spree? * ***Warning - Adult content, sadistic and visually graphic murder scenes where blood is spilled for the sheer pleasure of spilling it, and death is merely a dispassionate objective.

OH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, HARRY BOY, HARRY BOY? OH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WICKED HARRY? I HAVE BEEN TO SEEK A DIDDLE, HE'S THE STRINGS ON MY FIDDLE BUT HE'S A YOUNG THING AND I MUST KILL HIS MOTHER BAH, BAH, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY TOYS? YES, SIR, YES SIR, THREE LITTLE BOYS ONE FOR MY MASTER, ONE FOR MY DAME AND ONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE BUT MARY HAD A DERRINGER, ITS HANDLE WHITE AS SNOW AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT, THE GUN WAS SURE TO GO IT FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL ONE DAY, AND WASTED TWO ON THE WAY THIS MADE POOR MARY TOSS IT DOWN, BEFORE SHE WENT BACK TO TOWN THEN JILL FOUND IT, PICKED IT UP AND STUFFED IT IN HER SATCHEL AND JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER POOR JILL FELL IN AND COULDN'T SWIM, AND JACK, HE COULDN'T SAVE HER PLUS, THERE'S FREDDIE, SEE, A HORRID WICKED BOY IS HE HE CATCHES FLIES, POOR LITTLE THINGS, AND THEN RIPS OFF THEIR TINY WINGS AND AH, FAR WORSE THAN ALL BESIDE HE BEAT LITTLE MARY 'TIL SHE CRIED HUSH HUSH HUSH HUSH COME, LET'S RING-A-ROUND THE ROSIE, A GUN INSTEAD OF POSIES, POW POW POW POW THEY'LL ALL TUMBLE DOWN

A demented mind? Or a mind with dementia? Viola Fisher may be in her eighties, look a bit zany, and pop out with an amusing rendition of a favorite song in the middle of a sentence. But tread lightly, because if you happen to resemble the antagonist in her last murder mystery or television show, or sound like a suspect in a recent news article, you may end up her next victim.

Susan's sister is in one hell of a mess (literally); confined to servitude with the demon, Rafael. When Rafael gifts JoAnn with an Earth-to-Abyss cellphone so she can communicate with her sister, Susan soon finds out that JoAnn has gone from servitude to concubine, and no longer wishes to come home. JoAnn really loves her new Hell phone. Problem is, the frequent calls home--time really moves like Hell in the Abyss--are putting a large dent and Susan and Marcus's bedroom time. In their attempt to retrieve JoAnn, THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD team ultimately find themselves knee-deep in vamp critters, demons, rogues, and a host of new and colorful characters, when the mission takes them from their home in Florida to the streets of New Orleans.

Susan is 58-years-old and bored with life. Middle age is a daily drudge of sagging body parts and aches and pains. Her fervent prayer that she could somehow recapture her youth comes true one night during a chance encounter with a child-like vampire. As soon as the other women in her family see the transformation they waste no time in sticking their necks out, hoping Susan will share this new-found fountain of youth. Suddenly, this newly born group of hot-bodied vamps find themselves thrust into a world controlled by an ancient order of vampires. A world with rules, all of which the ladies pretty much break within hours of becoming immortals. And the little matter of the accidental epidemic of vamped out wildlife isn't exactly endearing them to the powers that be, either. They're So Vein is a hilarious and irreverent new twist on the paranormal/vampire romance genre.

Dekram can't help feeling like an outcast. She's the only mixed breed fairy running around her secluded home realm of Wandermere. She loves her parents, but part of her wishes she could just be like everyone else. That sentiment only intensifies when she begins overhearing strange conversations the adults seem to be having about her and her future. Something isn't quite right in Wandermere and Dekram seems to be at the center of it. Wandermere is anything but your typical fairy forest kingdom. You won't find any dainty, innocent, classical fairies sitting on toadstools petting baby bunnies. Instead, you'll stumble upon mouthy teen fairies wearing designer knockoffs and texting on their smart phones. It wasn't always like this, and the adults claim the reasons behind the change is to help them better deal with trips to the human world, but Dekram begins having doubts about what is real and who has been lying.

Toni's grandmother is a psychopath. Her sister is a ghost. Her boyfriend is possessed. And she has no idea who she is. * Summer vacation is ruined when Toni's twin sister, Sara, dies. Instead of walking into the light, Sara stomps directly away from it, totally pissed she didn't die in her skinny jeans. That's when Sara finds out their grandmother has a gift for talking to dead people, and two spritely spirits and a nasty soothsayer named Bartholomew are all working their angle with Toni's future caught in between. * Dear old Granny's determined not to be the last necromancer in the family, but with the death of her promiscuous granddaughter, her only option is Toni, who must remain a virgin until her eighteenth birthday without any ghostly interference from Sara. * Sara's not having any of it; especially since the guy Granny's conspiring with is the same guy that assisted in Sara's demise. Toni needs help But protecting her sister is complicating all the ghostly fun on the other side * Can death stop a twin? Maybe not, but Granny knows DEAD GIRLS NEVER SHUT UP ***PG suggested-mild adult content and profanity.