Hunde sind komische Geschoepfe. Sie haben Angst vor dem Foen, aber stellen sich todesmutig der MA1/4llabfuhr entgegen. Sie walzen sich mit Begeisterung im Dreck (und anderen A1/4belriechenden Dingen), putzen jedoch hingebungsvoll ihren Intimbereich. Ihr Leben ist unlogisch, unbekA1/4mmert und eine explosive Mischung aus Fell, Zahnen und Begeisterung. Vielleicht lieben wir sie darum so sehr. In diesem Buch befasst sich Matthew Inman alias The Oatmeal mit dem besten Freund des Menschen: dem Hund. Dieser steckt voller Gegensatze - sei es in Bezug auf seine unverstandlichen A ngste oder seine unbekA1/4mmerte Furchtlosigkeit im alltaglichen Leben. Mein Hund - ein Paradoxon ist eine Liebeserklarung an Rambo, den Lieblingskoeter des Comiczeichners, die hiermit als urkomische und zugleich anrA1/4hrende Geschenkausgabe vorliegt. Vom Autor des New York Times Nr. 1 Bestsellers Woran du erkennst, dass deine Katze deinen Tod plant!

TheOatmeal.com's most popular cat jokes, including "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from "New York Times" best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster
Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You."
If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Warum Grizzlybaren immer Unterhosen tragen sollten ist nach Woran du erkennst, dass deine Katze deinen Tod plant und Mein Hund: Das Paradoxon das dritte Buch von The Oatmeal, alias Matthew Inman, das in deutscher Sprache erscheint. Es enthalt mehr als 50 verschiedene urkomische und zum Teil skurrile Comics zu verschiedenen Themen, beispielsweise Warum Captain Higgins mein bevorzugter parasitarer Plattwurm ist, Warum ich es liebe und hasse, ein Smartphone zu haben, 6 gute GrA1/4nde, auf einem Eisbar zur Arbeit zu reiten, Wenn mein Gehirn ein imaginarer Freund ware oder Was deine E-Mail-Adresse A1/4ber deine Computerkenntnisse verrat.

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons! This book contains a vast wealth of never-before-seen comics, including informative guides, such as: How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies A dog's guide to walking a human being How to cuddle like you mean it. Includes a pull-out poster of: How to tell if your cat thinks you're not that big of a deal.

From the Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man's best friend. In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.

Babys haben keine SuperkrAfte (auA er die FAhigkeit, interessante, hoffnungsvolle Menschen in kahle, fahle, bedauernswerte Windel-Sklaven zu verwandeln). Katzen hingegen verfA1/4gen A1/4ber eine Vielzahl von SuperkrAften: Sie haben eingebaute NachtsichtgerAte, ihr Schnurren kann Blutdruck senken, sie kAnnen schneller rennen als der 100-Meter-Weltrekordler und sie kAnnen KAfer und Spinnen fressen. Jede Katze ist ein kleiner Batman. "Warum meine Katze beeindruckender ist als dein Baby" ist eine Sammlung von Comics A1/4ber Katzen, Babys, Hunde, Laser, Selfies, Liebe und Tauben. Sie enthAlt eine Vielzahl von bislang nicht verAffentlichten Comics, wie - Wie du bequem neben deiner Katze schlafen kannst - Wie du mit einem Menschen Gassi gehst (ein Ratgeber fA1/4r den Hund von heute) - 10 Wege, sich mit einer misanthropischen Katze anzufreunden - Wie man ein Baby hAlt, wenn man es nicht gewohnt ist, Babys zu halten - Wie du kuschelst, wenn du es ernst meinst

Prepare to laugh your ass off. The hilarity of TheOatmeal.com is now presented in book form with 35 never-before-seen pieces and 25 classic favorites from the Web site, including 6 Types of Crappy Hugs and 17 Things Worth Knowing about Your Cat.
In Matthew Inman's "New York Times" best selling "5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)," samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.
Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside "5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)." Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.

In "Die schrecklichen und wundervollen GrA1/4nde, lange Strecken zu laufen" geht es nicht nur um Laufen. Es geht um Cupcakes und es geht um Leiden. Dieses Buch handelt von VAllerei, Eitelkeit, GlA1/4ckseligkeit, GewitterstA1/4rmen und Godzilla. Es ist ein Buch A1/4ber all die schrecklichen und wundervollen GrA1/4nde, die uns dazu bringen, jeden morgen aufzustehen und unsere KArper durch Sonnenschein, Regen, Himmel und HAlle zu quAlen. Vom New-York-Times-Bestsellerautor Matthew Inman, alias "The Oatmeal", kommt diese urkomische, wunderschAne und ergreifende Kollektion an Comics und Geschichten A1/4ber Joggen, Essen, Schlafen, und GrA1/4nde, warum man A1/4ber Berge rennt, bis einem die FuA nAgel abfallen.

In this third collection of over 60 comics, you'll be treated to the hilarity of "Dear Sriracha Rooster Sauce," "The Crap We Put Up with Getting On and Off an Airplane," "Why Captain Higgins Is My Favorite Parasitic Flatworm," "This Is How I Feel about Buying Apps," "What it Means When You Say Literally," "7 Things You Really Don't Need to Take a Photo of," and much more. Along with lambasting the latest culture crazes, Inman serves up recurrent themes such as foodstuffs, parasites, unicorns, as well as technological, news-of-the-day, and his snarky yet informative comics on grammar and usage. Online and in print, The Oatmeal delivers comic hilarity without any lumpy goo.

Matthew Inman-Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You-serves yet another helping of thoughtful hilarity in this charming, illustrated gift book for anyone who is irked by the question: "Are you happy?" In How To Be Perfectly Unhappy, Inman explores the surprising benefits of forgetting about "happiness," and embracing instead the meaningful activities that keep us busy and interested and fascinated.

When The Oatmeal.com posted his comic My Dog: The Paradox, which is a loving ode to his dog, Rambo, the comic took off in a blaze of retweets (15,000+) and Facebook likes (586,000+) and was shared over 25,000 times on Facebook within days. The Oatmeal.com now presents this endearing tribute as a very special hardcover gift book for fans to give and to keep for themselves.