What the critics are saying about "Just Wait Until We Get Home":

"It looks like a really great book...judging it by its cover. I haven't actually read it yet, but I hope to soon."--Boston Accent & Times Tribune

"A subtle murder mystery with deep, complex characters and an interesting, involved subplot make this story a real suspense-filled page turner...or no, wait, hold the line a second, that's a different book entirely. Uhm, I believe we have some sort of mix up here. Sorry about that. Nevermind "--Southern Drawl & Globe Gazette

"The book "Just Wait Until We Get Home " is an abomination. It is in no way representative of the people of the great Midwest, the heartland of our country. We are not all vandals and criminals. I think Tristram Hoosier should get a day job."--Midwestern Twang & Town Crier

In Tristram Hoosier's second book about his family and growing up in Gary, Indiana, a neighbor's garage burns down, a grandmother reminisces about how Tristram's great-grandfather was arrested during Prohibition, an aunt makes a drug bust, a neighbor kid builds a real, working cannon in metal shop and a church bake sale turns into a disaster. "Just Wait Until We Get Home " clearly illustrates that it's never too early to start procrastinating.

What critics around the world are saying about "I'm Not Touching You ."../p>

"Ich glaube Tristram ist der grossest dummkopf im die welt. Ein student? Nicht nein, porcupine Er ist ser, ser schlecht. Wo is der Lehrer mit ein gross Stock? Sie mussen schlagen Tristram jeden tag."--Die Gross Zietung von Deutschland, Osterreich, und Schweiz

"Tengo solamente una pregunta. Ensename: Como America es el unico 'superpower' del mundo con ninos como Tristram Hoosier? Digame eso "--El Periodico del America Central y de Sur

"G'day, mate I think Tristram Hoosier is a smashing lad, full of energy. Good on him And anyone who says otherwise ... well, bugger 'em "--Times Chronicle and Herald Tribune of Australia and New Zealand

In Tristram Hoosier's third book about his family and growing up in Gary, Indiana, an uncle builds a mechanical spanking machine and plans to use Tristram as a guinea pig; Tristram's dad does battle with a crazed deer on a hunting trip; Tristram watches the magnificent rise and catastrophic fall of a neighborhood rock star; and Tristram overhears a family conspiracy against a jealous husband. "I'm Not Touching You " shows that you can be tried, convicted, and sentenced ... even if you really weren't touching anyone.

"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is."--Mrs. Hoosier

"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be."--Jason Hoosier

"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it."--Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods--perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.

"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is."--Mrs. Hoosier

"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be."--Jason Hoosier

"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it."--Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods--perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.

What the critics are saying about Just Wait Until We Get Home: It looks like a really great book...judging it by its cover. I haven't actually read it yet, but I hope to soon.-Boston Accent & Times Tribune A subtle murder mystery with deep, complex characters and an interesting, involved subplot make this story a real suspense-filled page turner...or no, wait, hold the line a second, that's a different book entirely. Uhm, I believe we have some sort of mix up here. Sorry about that. Nevermind -Southern Drawl & Globe Gazette The book Just Wait Until We Get Home is an abomination. It is in no way representative of the people of the great Midwest, the heartland of our country. We are not all vandals and criminals. I think Tristram Hoosier should get a day job.-Midwestern Twang & Town Crier In Tristram Hoosier's second book about his family and growing up in Gary, Indiana, a neighbor's garage burns down, a grandmother reminisces about how Tristram's great-grandfather was arrested during Prohibition, an aunt makes a drug bust, a neighbor kid builds a real, working cannon in metal shop and a church bake sale turns into a disaster. Just Wait Until We Get Home clearly illustrates t

What critics around the world are saying about "I'm Not Touching You ."../p>

"Ich glaube Tristram ist der grossest dummkopf im die welt. Ein student? Nicht nein, porcupine Er ist ser, ser schlecht. Wo is der Lehrer mit ein gross Stock? Sie mussen schlagen Tristram jeden tag."--Die Gross Zietung von Deutschland, Osterreich, und Schweiz

"Tengo solamente una pregunta. Ensename: Como America es el unico 'superpower' del mundo con ninos como Tristram Hoosier? Digame eso "--El Periodico del America Central y de Sur

"G'day, mate I think Tristram Hoosier is a smashing lad, full of energy. Good on him And anyone who says otherwise ... well, bugger 'em "--Times Chronicle and Herald Tribune of Australia and New Zealand

In Tristram Hoosier's third book about his family and growing up in Gary, Indiana, an uncle builds a mechanical spanking machine and plans to use Tristram as a guinea pig; Tristram's dad does battle with a crazed deer on a hunting trip; Tristram watches the magnificent rise and catastrophic fall of a neighborhood rock star; and Tristram overhears a family conspiracy against a jealous husband. "I'm Not Touching You " shows that you can be tried, convicted, and sentenced ... even if you really weren't touching anyone.