Spike Milligan plays McGonagall, an unemployed weaver who decides to devote his life to poetry. He falls in love with Queen Victoria (Peter Sellers) and dedicates his work to her, despite a distinct lack of interest on her part and talent on his.

The Pink Panther diamond has been stolen again and Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) is called in to find the thief. Christopher Plummer has taken over David Niven's role as number one suspect, but this time he is innocent and decides he'll have to find the culprit himself if he wants to avoid a life behind bars. Clouseau, meanwhile, conducts the police investigation in his idosyncratic style.

Compilation of sketches from the much-loved comedian, mostly dating from his 1970s Thames TV shows: 'The Tommy Cooper Hour', 'Cooper' and 'Tommy Cooper - Just Like That!', demonstrating his unique brand of mistimed magic and horrendous one-liners. Guests include Andrew Sachs, comedienne Sheila Bernette, Victor Spinetti, Ian Hendry and Dandy Nichols.

The story of the infamous Kray twins, Ronnie and Reggie (Gary and Martin Kemp), notorious in Britain for their crimes as controlling gangsters of London's East End in the 1960s. The film begins with their childhood, charting their rise to power through the 1950s, and watching as their unnaturally close relationship crumbles alongside their criminal empire.