Did you ever wonder what would happen if a librarian joined a pirate crew? We never did either. But that didn't stop us from writing a very funny play about it. If you think that "Citizen Kane" is still the best movie ever made, then you are in good company and maybe you can get them to read this play also, even though this is non sequitur.

This play offers an explanation for EVERY problem in modern life, one of which begins when the star fails to show for the performance, and the other actors have to re-enact parts of his life. This is a gentle but sharp satire on prejudice, and an outright appeal for compassion, with a reason for keeping hope alive

This volume of short stories consists of a wide range of efforts, varying in substance, style and length. They consist of fantasy, horror, romance, and stark everyday realism. The author hopes that the reader will find them to be a reflection of significant portion of the human experience. Inspirations came from such notable authors as Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, Aesop, Native American idioms, and others. It is hoped that every reader will find something to move and amuse them. Feel free to contact the author with criticism, comments and reactions.

Hippocampus returns to Athens from Troy under a curse from Zeus. He has only two days to sacrifice "that which he holds most dear" or be damned to Hades. His frantic search involves the Oracle at Delphi, Socrates and his girl-friend Asparagus. Partially inspired by an Abbot and Costello routine Sophocles explores every aspect of human life and a few in-human ones.

Silverman the Chimp and the Backwards World is the first installment in the Silverman Saga. Each story is a complete fable, intended to entertain children (and adults ) while teaching good sense, advancing basic virtues, presenting correct English usage, and expanding vocabulary (a little bit). But, don't worry... as your children will never notice, until it is too late

THE MARX BROTHERS IN WELL, ALL ENDS IN A COMEDY, BY ERROR The Marx Brothers did more than make movies, as they also appeared in live plays. This one, from 1937, is a hilarious spoof of "A Mid-Summer's Night Dream," among others of Shakespeare's works. Groucho is Tylenol, the King of the Fairies, while Chico is Aleve, a rustic shepherd. They meet in the enchanted forest of reversals, where the opposite of what is intended usually occurs. So they each decide to pursue the ladylove of the other, from whom they receive lessons on how to win a female heart. You can imagine the results no, trust me, actually you cannot. As you no longer can see the live play, you will have to read this to see what happens. This is a necessary addition to the collection of any Marx Brothers fan. GROUCHO AND JULIET A play starring Groucho Marx as Romeo; Chico and Harpo as Juliet's parents; and Colombo the Medieval police detective who investigates. Then add "The Dating Game, Italy 1340AD.

This play is a joint effort with Eugene O'Neill, we observe the Arnold family as it slowly dissolves in shame, neglect, tragedy, death and cucumber sandwiches with the crust left on. The searing spiritual insights of O'Neill crash upon the garden party of Wilde's characters and drown them. Never has such naked exposure of the human soul been achieved over tea and finger sandwiches.

This play is the original source for the works of Stephen King. In this joint effort with Mary shelley Victor Frankenstein Jr. returns to his Father' estate, to b e confronted with ---the horror--- of a servant shortage forced by this, he "plays God," creating a perfect servant, who can serve tea and cucumber sandwiches, make witty observations about society, and still terrorize the local serfs at night. Actuallly, this monster/servant is not perfect because he needs successive operations to give him a brain, a heart and some courage. It's a WIZ of a play.

If you believe that Scrooge was visited by only four ghosts then you have an enchanting surprise in store for you. Imagine NOT December 26th, but December 27th How did Scrooge put into effect his new found resolutions, and what happened when he did? Scrooge and the Fifth Ghost is an entirely new, ingenious and hilarious work that answers these questions... and a whole bunch more you have never even imagined.

Imagine an ordinary life, neither very happy nor particularly miserable until "a simple gift" changed everything. Now you are never able to buy regular gasoline without paying high-test prices. This happened to me, and I had to uncover the secret behind this gypsy curse. This is my life... I hope it is never yours