We've been taught to believe God loves us, that he created humanity in his own image. But what if we have it wrong? What if God hates us? Two thousand years ago, an obscure Christian sect captured God in a wooden prison and buried him in the desert. Ever since, clandestine groups have searched in vain for the prison's location. Until now. When a team of archaeologists find a Gnostic temple in the Egyptian desert, it ignites a race to locate God's prison. The winner will hold God- and the future of us all- in their hands. Ialtaboath: A unique adventure combining fantasy, history and religion into a simple journey to an odd destination. If you like Indiana Jones or The DaVinci Code, you'll love Ialtaboath.

Corporations might have more rights than the rest of us these days, but we can still make fun of them (at least until they buy satire too). We Are Not for Sale is a collection of eleven unusual short stories. Included in this little volume: The mysterious origin of Wonder Bread, what happens when WalMart gets its own super hero, how Youtube saved the world from the Anti-Christ, the monster living in the center of Nike Woods, the dangers inherent in Godzilla power and many more

Samuel Burgess loves owning a second-hand bookstore. But when books from other universes start appearing on his shelves, his dream warps into an enigma. Obsessed, Samuel's pursuit of the mystery finds him smuggling psychedelic mushrooms, floating in sensory deprivation tanks and talking to the occasional hippopotamus- all en route to the most unexpected discovery of all: love. After only three months of dating, Julia Aimes didn't expect her fancy dinner with her boyfriend Benito would include a marriage proposal. But that's what she got. While Julia concerns herself with wedding plans, her fiancee and his family maneuver to regain control of DreamTime- the realm Julia rules without even knowing it. The first in a two-novel adventure chronicling the fate of DreamTime. Nothing less than EVERY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE hangs in the balance.

Pockets, miracles, hallucinogens, teepees, sharks, and exploding trees all play a role as Bobby Steiner chronicles his search for love and a nice bag of weed while following Phish's 2000 Summer Tour. A lot of weird stuff can happen to a guy on the road.

What do you do if a co-worker won't stop listening to Kenny G all day? If you're Aliester Crewley, you do the obvious thing: You raise John Coltrane as a zombie to kill him. But what if Kenny G won't stay dead? And worse, what if all of this mystical meddling accidentally starts the apocalypse? One thing is for sure, it'll take more than the help of Keith Richards (the most powerful magician on earth) to stop Britanny Spears and her army of flying monkeys from turning earth into a pile of rubble. Don't be fooled into thinking Kenny G Must Die is just a funny bit of satire. It could, in fact, be a brilliantly disguised piece of prophecy. Think about it- how can music that bad be so popular?