For Entertainers, Comedians and Professional Speakers - Over 200 pages of alphabetically categorized one liner jokes for all occasions. A MUST HAVE for anyone in show business. Whether you are looking for a few good quick one liners for your current act, or just need a few funny fillers for a presentation, this book has over 2000 One Liner Jokes alphabetically categorized to suit many different occasions. Collected by a professional in the business over many years and used in live shows all over the world. These are gags that work

Do you want work on a cruise ship? What's it like? What types of contracts are available? What is expected of you? Ship life - what's it all about? How much do they pay? How many shows do you need? What kind of accommodation do they offer? 160 Pages of info For: Singers, Magicians, Comedians, Ventriloquists, Jugglers, Classical Acts, Multi-Instrumentalists, Musicians, Lecturers, Speakers, Dancers, Etc. Everything you ever need to know about cruise liners. Inform yourself of all the ins and outs of this industry. Make the right choices. Plus 'contact addresses' of cruise companies and agents. Chapters include: First things First Ship Life, Ship Terminology, or Speaking Nautically, The Cruise Director, Types of Contracts, Entertainer/Cruise Staff Contract, Musician Contract, Singer and Musical Speciality Act, Guest Entertainer Contract, Speakers & Lecturers, Contract Duration, Cancellation Clause, Details of Work, Transport, Customs Clause, Medical Costs & Equipment Cover, Arrival and Departure Dates, Passports and Visas, Accommodation, Bar Accounts, Eating and Dining Rooms, Tipping, Salaries, Comment Cards, Stages - Various Sizes, Storage Space, Illusions/Props, Tools - Accessories, Dress, Laundry Facilities, Costumes, Who do I need to make friends with on board? Mixing with Passengers, Socialising with the Crew, Facilities on Board, Sea Sickness, Hospital & Mortuary, Communicating with Home, Planning your Day, Selling Your Products, Making Even More Money, Anecdotes & Experiences on Board, Ship Related Jokes, Contacts: Agent Addresses, Contacts: Cruise Line Addresses.

A MUST HAVE for ALL Ventriloquists 52 Complete routines Will suit various puppets This book was first written in 1989 - the jokes are over 25 years old Some humour never dies However you need to bear in mind that some of the jokes are dated and corny. Even if you are just searching for new gags to use in your present routine, this book is jam packed full of a variety of great items. The dialogues have been written in such a way that they will suit any kind of vent doll and personality. Also bear in mind that when a comedian buys a joke book, he may only find one or two jokes that suit his personality. This book should be treated in the same way. If you find all the routines useable - lucky you. However, even if you just get one useable gag that enhances a current routine, that is worth gold A massive number of topics are covered You will find something for all tastes and occasions, including: General, On Stage, Hobbies, More School, Famous, Sport, Family, General Cheekiness, Sick, Airplanes, School Again, The Problem, Marriage, Interview, Holidays, Mr. Entertainment, The Alphabet, Mother's-In-Law, My Dog, Television, More Sport, More General Cheekiness, More School Again, Opera, More Family, General Again, Overseas, Even More School Again, My Other Dog, General Knowledge, Jobs, Who's Being Clever Now? More Television, And Still... Even More School, Family, Religion, Even More General Cheekiness, Space, Driving Exam, And... Even More General Cheekiness, Sailor Boy, Hot Dog? Hamburger? Oh No Not Even More School, Inventions, How Much Cheekier Can You Get? Modem Music, Animals, Difficult Old Dummy, Love, It Can't Be More General Cheekiness, On Strike.