At last, the mysteries of humans' strange habits and bizarre desires are revealed in this clever, timely guide for the modern cat. Discover answers to timeless feline questions such as: Why does my human refuse to groom herself with her tongue? For decades felines have been meowing for such a guidebook - don't deny them any longer "At last, a manual that unravels the tangled inner workings of human beings, allowing you to subjugate them better than ever before " - CATSWEEK